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Kiwi Kitty
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"Oh right. Lemme just pull up my serial killers at large phone book."

"Mean, Kacchan."
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
One time Izuku walks in on Katsuki watching True Crime videos about famous serial killers, and he gets so offended. "Why are you watching that garbage?"

"Research. These are the greats, yknow? Lots of horror flicks are based on these guys"

"But these guys got CAUGHT. You shouldnt learn from them."
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Now and then Katsuki texts Izuku with hypotheticals. Just the most off the wall scenarios that pop into his overactive mind at two in the morning.

Izuku always answers right away with a big info dump. Katsuki doesn't know where he gets his information and he doesn't ask. It feels impolite.
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
How the killer would have gotten out. It's a stupidly elaborate scene and he's lamenting to Izuku one day about how "it's a perfect setup but there's no way I'm getting out of it alive so I have to figure out a new plan I guess"

The next day Izuku messages him with a long, detailed solution.
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Actually strong enough that her weird repulsion doesn't work on them. So she gets to experience "haunting" stuff and she's just delighted.

She names the ancient beast that lives in the vents "Dave".
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Then, that idea kind of developed a little further after listening to those "I work at x place and we have these weird rules" creepy pastas.

And I just imagined this girl working at one of these places and literally the happiest she's ever been because the eldritch terrors that haunt the place are
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This girl and she HATES it. Cause she wants to see the ghosts. Not for any particular reason. There's no one spirit she wants to talk to. There's no secrets she wants to know. She's just sad that she can't see them when she believes in them with ever fiber of her being.
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Disappointed that she can't see them. Then it turns out that it's not just that she can't perceive them, but she actively repels them. She can go to a place that's so haunted even non believers are like "Yeah no that's bad" and nothing will happen.

Ghostly phenomenon is literally unable to touch
November 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Pay a little more attention to the local economy where each store is situated.
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
About 50% of our customers had a significant portion of their finances withheld and did not know when it was coming or if they'd be able to feed their children most nights.

I was already pretty comfortable in the knowledge that my employers were... Well. A corporation.

But you'd think they'd
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Last week, upper management said they don't want cashiers working for them who can't sell at least 20 candy bars a day, and that store managers need to "tell your teams how serious this is"

How serious an internal contest to sell $1.40 Christmas themed candy bars in the middle of November, when
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Being said in the manager group chat - that's all the local store managers, the district manager, etc - and all I could think was how tone deaf these people are.

Store managers, BTW, make about 80k+ yearly. As a cashier I make 20k after taxes. Most of our customers are in my bracket or lower.
November 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM