Trey Ferguson
@pastortrey05.com
Jesus, justice, & jokes. Love Revolutionary. Not as outlandish as I could be.
Anablacktivist pastor at @intentionchurch.com
Public theologian.
Author of 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒈𝒊𝒛𝒊𝒏’ 𝑩𝒊𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒓.
📍Miami-Dade to the World✈️
pastortrey05.com/links
Anablacktivist pastor at @intentionchurch.com
Public theologian.
Author of 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒈𝒊𝒛𝒊𝒏’ 𝑩𝒊𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒓.
📍Miami-Dade to the World✈️
pastortrey05.com/links
Me coming to the inescapable conclusion that all of the propaganda about the mental/emotional health benefits of regular movement/exercise is, in fact, true:
December 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Me coming to the inescapable conclusion that all of the propaganda about the mental/emotional health benefits of regular movement/exercise is, in fact, true:
There’s a difference between fans of Jesus and followers of Jesus.
You can ride the bandwagon without getting well.
In a crowd full of fans, could following The Way be what leads you to wholeness?
You can ride the bandwagon without getting well.
In a crowd full of fans, could following The Way be what leads you to wholeness?
December 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
There’s a difference between fans of Jesus and followers of Jesus.
You can ride the bandwagon without getting well.
In a crowd full of fans, could following The Way be what leads you to wholeness?
You can ride the bandwagon without getting well.
In a crowd full of fans, could following The Way be what leads you to wholeness?
This might be one of the wildest alerts I’ve ever gotten, cuz… I beg your finest pardon???
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This might be one of the wildest alerts I’ve ever gotten, cuz… I beg your finest pardon???
Sin describes the systems, cultures, ways, ethics, habits, and actions that prevent us from experiencing the peace & wholeness that God has called creation to.
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Sin describes the systems, cultures, ways, ethics, habits, and actions that prevent us from experiencing the peace & wholeness that God has called creation to.
Me when (in attempt to convince me to “stop painting with broad brushstrokes”) someone I know reveals that they voted for a fascist multiple times, and I realized I missed a spot and fix that immediately:
October 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Me when (in attempt to convince me to “stop painting with broad brushstrokes”) someone I know reveals that they voted for a fascist multiple times, and I realized I missed a spot and fix that immediately:
Eventually, you will need to grow up and take accountability.
There is not one single Christian—your parents or anyone else—you can blame for the fact that you choose to live your life as a dweeb.
There is not one single Christian—your parents or anyone else—you can blame for the fact that you choose to live your life as a dweeb.
October 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Eventually, you will need to grow up and take accountability.
There is not one single Christian—your parents or anyone else—you can blame for the fact that you choose to live your life as a dweeb.
There is not one single Christian—your parents or anyone else—you can blame for the fact that you choose to live your life as a dweeb.
I try write so you under stand
October 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I try write so you under stand
What are you, high?!
October 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
What are you, high?!
He’s literally in the middle of doing the exchange RIGHT NOW 😂
October 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
He’s literally in the middle of doing the exchange RIGHT NOW 😂
Well this is awkward.
October 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Well this is awkward.
I’m never leaving this place
October 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I’m never leaving this place
Ok, this app is hilarious.
October 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Ok, this app is hilarious.
Hi everyone!
I understand that many of you think that your desire to argue requires a serious response from me, but I am a man of finite capacity/energy.
However, I am also a man of the people. If you want to argue, you may find my rates reasonable. Please let me know where to send the invoice.
I understand that many of you think that your desire to argue requires a serious response from me, but I am a man of finite capacity/energy.
However, I am also a man of the people. If you want to argue, you may find my rates reasonable. Please let me know where to send the invoice.
October 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Hi everyone!
I understand that many of you think that your desire to argue requires a serious response from me, but I am a man of finite capacity/energy.
However, I am also a man of the people. If you want to argue, you may find my rates reasonable. Please let me know where to send the invoice.
I understand that many of you think that your desire to argue requires a serious response from me, but I am a man of finite capacity/energy.
However, I am also a man of the people. If you want to argue, you may find my rates reasonable. Please let me know where to send the invoice.
Absolutely! Let me know where to send the invoice and we can get you squared away!
October 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Absolutely! Let me know where to send the invoice and we can get you squared away!
PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS 😭
October 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS 😭
A disembodied gospel is no Good News at all.
The gospel is incarnational.
I believe that we will see the goodness of God in the land of the living.
The gospel is incarnational.
I believe that we will see the goodness of God in the land of the living.
October 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
A disembodied gospel is no Good News at all.
The gospel is incarnational.
I believe that we will see the goodness of God in the land of the living.
The gospel is incarnational.
I believe that we will see the goodness of God in the land of the living.
YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?!
They never heard the Good News!!!
They never heard the Good News!!!
October 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?!
They never heard the Good News!!!
They never heard the Good News!!!
You know how big a dork you gotta be to say the letters “F-A-F-O” out loud to a room full of careered adults who’ve been forced to listen to a Fox News host who is now their boss?
I never thought the fascist takeover would be led by such flagrant cornballs.
I never thought the fascist takeover would be led by such flagrant cornballs.
October 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
You know how big a dork you gotta be to say the letters “F-A-F-O” out loud to a room full of careered adults who’ve been forced to listen to a Fox News host who is now their boss?
I never thought the fascist takeover would be led by such flagrant cornballs.
I never thought the fascist takeover would be led by such flagrant cornballs.
*Me, someone who does not believe in eternal conscious torment, confidently telling folks that Pete Hegseth & Donald Trump are going to hell because I believe we’ll experience the weeping & gnashing of teeth in the land of the living*
September 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
*Me, someone who does not believe in eternal conscious torment, confidently telling folks that Pete Hegseth & Donald Trump are going to hell because I believe we’ll experience the weeping & gnashing of teeth in the land of the living*
Whiny America: “Kendrick Lamar gave a horrible halftime performance! We couldn’t understand anything he said?”
Jay-Z/Roc Nation/NFL: “say less 🌚”
Jay-Z/Roc Nation/NFL: “say less 🌚”
September 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Whiny America: “Kendrick Lamar gave a horrible halftime performance! We couldn’t understand anything he said?”
Jay-Z/Roc Nation/NFL: “say less 🌚”
Jay-Z/Roc Nation/NFL: “say less 🌚”
Rapture day shenanigans:
Someone left some “love letter” invitation to salvation on my front door.
I was like “it’s prolly that dude who was tellin me Obama was a gay Muslim at the playground that time.”
Checked the cameras. It was him.
HE GOT LEFT BEHIND TOO!!!
Someone left some “love letter” invitation to salvation on my front door.
I was like “it’s prolly that dude who was tellin me Obama was a gay Muslim at the playground that time.”
Checked the cameras. It was him.
HE GOT LEFT BEHIND TOO!!!
September 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Rapture day shenanigans:
Someone left some “love letter” invitation to salvation on my front door.
I was like “it’s prolly that dude who was tellin me Obama was a gay Muslim at the playground that time.”
Checked the cameras. It was him.
HE GOT LEFT BEHIND TOO!!!
Someone left some “love letter” invitation to salvation on my front door.
I was like “it’s prolly that dude who was tellin me Obama was a gay Muslim at the playground that time.”
Checked the cameras. It was him.
HE GOT LEFT BEHIND TOO!!!
Much of American Evangelicalism in one photograph.
Dragging a polished cross on training wheels through a celebration of white supremacy while ignoring & whitewashing the clear words and witness of departed racists and calling it all a faithful presentation of the gospel.
Dragging a polished cross on training wheels through a celebration of white supremacy while ignoring & whitewashing the clear words and witness of departed racists and calling it all a faithful presentation of the gospel.
September 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Much of American Evangelicalism in one photograph.
Dragging a polished cross on training wheels through a celebration of white supremacy while ignoring & whitewashing the clear words and witness of departed racists and calling it all a faithful presentation of the gospel.
Dragging a polished cross on training wheels through a celebration of white supremacy while ignoring & whitewashing the clear words and witness of departed racists and calling it all a faithful presentation of the gospel.