Now Satan I’d be down to DM 💀

Tim Onion, is that you?

No more offshore internment camps, no more privately owned industrial complexes. No more death penalties. No more life without parole. Put all that money and effort into enabling licensed professionals to treat root causes in an ethical manner and a humane environment.

That’s a perfect example of “making it funnier so that it is less offensive”…how many cucumbers do you think Rubio could down at once, though?

The upsetting thing about this post is that it has stayed relevant every week, the entire year.

*need, not near

Omgggg is this the cis-thing where they discover they’re not straight and then send a long ass message about how they just aren’t ready for dating? I don’t miss that one bit. Lordddddd

Man’s hasn’t had a single glass of water in over 19 years!

No don’t it! You’ll end up fucking him! 😭

All those idiots promised to leave. I’d like them to follow through.

Are you posting this as pre-emptive damage control? Aren’t HR type situations supposed to be kept confidential to parties involved, instead of performed, ironically, as the proverbial “public execution” that you are carrying out here?

Absolute peak illustration.

Also why tf do we still humor the existence of a building that is designed for cruel-ness. It’s such an archaic and puritan sentiment, ya know?

The BBC and the NYT (there’s never a bad time to throw shade at them) are like the covert arm of right wing propagandism. They’re actively hostile to trans people.

I want to un-know this 💀