Keith Myer™️
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Keith Myer™️
@pastakeith.bsky.social
“A serious person wrapped in a cartoon character.”
Trust your spidey-sense.
April 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
No one from Twitter or BlueSky has ever met me, or my pet moose Thomas Watson.
February 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
What do we owe to each other?
An important question.

Christians have an answer:
"Owe no one anything, except to love each other, for the one who loves another has fulfilled the law."
- Romans 13:8
February 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Meanwhile, over on Instagram.
December 29, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring
December 24, 2024 at 6:18 PM
who drinks this and why
December 22, 2024 at 7:28 PM
No parent wants this.
Peace on earth, not bombs.
Not sticker bombs.
December 22, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Just making up words out here
December 22, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Krypto would never.
He’s a good dog.
December 19, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Crypto? 👎
Krypto? 👍
December 19, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Scientists used AI to construct this de-aged portrait of Jacob Marley from “A Christmas Carol.”
December 8, 2024 at 11:26 PM
He knows if you’ve been bad or good, so be be good… or else.
December 7, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Stop giving away the answers to internet security questions on social media sites
December 7, 2024 at 3:35 PM
$45 at Walmart
December 7, 2024 at 2:41 PM
I stayed at a residence in this week and this was in the room.

And a friend who was also staying there gave me his as well.
December 7, 2024 at 1:17 AM
I saw this book today, which someone claimed as the “most thoroughly engaging book on any subject in recent memory.”

If you haven’t read it (like me) I feel like you’re missing out on a cultural treasure.
December 5, 2024 at 2:52 AM
My wrapped is all Muse, Tenet Soundtrack, 90s alt rock, and Michael W Smith.

There he is. Leaping amongst the argyle lasers.
December 4, 2024 at 5:31 PM
This is prob okay, right?
December 4, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Whoa.

I think this is the start of Project Insight.
December 4, 2024 at 1:17 PM
We don’t do Elf on a Shelf in our home. I am considering using this Lottie Moon next year to harass my kids.

“Lottie is watching you sneak cookies!”
December 4, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Came to say the same
December 3, 2024 at 12:05 AM
It’s an Obi wan quote
December 2, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Guys. Put the bomb down.
December 2, 2024 at 12:25 AM
cuts like a knife?
December 1, 2024 at 2:47 PM
This is my favorite moment in a commercial in 2024.
November 30, 2024 at 7:20 PM