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Deep Truths with Pascal
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If you try something new, it's not new anymore, maaan.
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You ever wonder when an island stops being an island and turns into just…the land? Maaaaaaan!
November 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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They say dress for the job you want. Maaan, that’s why I never wear a shirt.
August 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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When someone tells you to hold your horses, you tell them no. Maaan, they’re way too heavy!
August 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Have you ever noticed there are rock stars but no roll stars? Whatever happened to rock AND roll, maaan?
August 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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You gotta wonder why folks always ignore the elephant in the room. Elephants give the best advice, man.
August 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Talking’s pretty good, as things to do with your head go, but listening is where it’s at, maaan.
August 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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You don’t want to miss the good ol’ days too much, or you might miss out on the good new days.
August 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Sometimes a delivery guy in a pizza hat is so much better than a knight in shining armor, maaan.
August 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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They’re called “sea stars,” but how do we know who came first? Maybe stars should be called “sky fish.”
August 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Teach someone to fish and they’ll have fish for life. But if you give them a fish, that’s just, like, easier.
August 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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We’ve got card sharks, pool sharks, loan sharks…. Sharks need better vocational training, maaan.
August 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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I want a machine that turns toast back into soft bread. I’ve got too many toast regrets, maaan…
August 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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What’s up with crossword puzzles, maaan? Why are they so upset? Why not kindword puzzles?
August 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Herding cats is hard. But you know what’s harder? Herding crocodiles. Maaan, they’ve got some attitude!
August 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Ever wonder why they call it a flower bed? They always seem real awake to me.
August 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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They say you can’t compare apples to oranges, but that falls apart if you think about it for even one second.
August 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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They say light is the fastest thing there is, but where is it GOING, maaan?
August 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Some folks will tell you not to buy a boat. Bet they’ll also tell you not to eat candy or listen to music!
July 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Talented folks are just normal folks who practice something more than other folks, maaan.
July 31, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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If molecules are made of atoms, and atoms are made of even smaller things…like, how deep does this go?
July 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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How come drawers are where you keep your drawers? Pointlessly confusing, maaan. No need for it.
June 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I wonder what else might fit in there?
June 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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They say you should only sleep like a third of the day, but that’s just a conspiracy by Big Consciousness.
June 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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It’s more fun to ride a slow bike fast than a fast bike slow. But, like, a waterslide is more fun than ANY bike.
May 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Maaan, if you waste your time doing something you enjoy, then you don’t waste your time.
May 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM