Paul 🇮🇹🇺🇸
@partypaul.bsky.social
33, History nerd, college grad, movie/tv junkie, and aspiring entertainer extraordinaire
Replacements For Kimmel:
Seth MacFarlane
An excellent choice, even though he has a lot of other things going on
Definitely more funny than Kimmel, that’s for sure
And more talented too
Seth MacFarlane
An excellent choice, even though he has a lot of other things going on
Definitely more funny than Kimmel, that’s for sure
And more talented too
December 23, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Replacements For Kimmel:
Seth MacFarlane
An excellent choice, even though he has a lot of other things going on
Definitely more funny than Kimmel, that’s for sure
And more talented too
Seth MacFarlane
An excellent choice, even though he has a lot of other things going on
Definitely more funny than Kimmel, that’s for sure
And more talented too
Christmas carolers: 🎶Deck the halls with bows of holly, fa la la la la, La la la la🎶
Walt Kowalski: “Get off my lawn!”
Carolers: 🎶 ‘Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la, la la la la🎶
Walt: “Did you hear me? I said get off my lawn now!”
1/2
Walt Kowalski: “Get off my lawn!”
Carolers: 🎶 ‘Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la, la la la la🎶
Walt: “Did you hear me? I said get off my lawn now!”
1/2
December 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Christmas carolers: 🎶Deck the halls with bows of holly, fa la la la la, La la la la🎶
Walt Kowalski: “Get off my lawn!”
Carolers: 🎶 ‘Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la, la la la la🎶
Walt: “Did you hear me? I said get off my lawn now!”
1/2
Walt Kowalski: “Get off my lawn!”
Carolers: 🎶 ‘Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la, la la la la🎶
Walt: “Did you hear me? I said get off my lawn now!”
1/2
This is what a REAL hero looks like
December 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This is what a REAL hero looks like
Let it be known throughout the land from sea to sea that this will FOREVER be my honest, yet unpopular opinion, and if nobody likes it then TOO BAD 😂 I’m not changing it, and it’s not going anywhere!
Neither is my Replacements For Kimmel social media series
Neither is my Replacements For Kimmel social media series
December 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Let it be known throughout the land from sea to sea that this will FOREVER be my honest, yet unpopular opinion, and if nobody likes it then TOO BAD 😂 I’m not changing it, and it’s not going anywhere!
Neither is my Replacements For Kimmel social media series
Neither is my Replacements For Kimmel social media series
Replacements For Kimmel:
Martin Kove
A man who would be a more than adequate replacement for that lefty dinglehopper
Plus, he would show the other late night hosts…NO MERCY!
Martin Kove
A man who would be a more than adequate replacement for that lefty dinglehopper
Plus, he would show the other late night hosts…NO MERCY!
December 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Replacements For Kimmel:
Martin Kove
A man who would be a more than adequate replacement for that lefty dinglehopper
Plus, he would show the other late night hosts…NO MERCY!
Martin Kove
A man who would be a more than adequate replacement for that lefty dinglehopper
Plus, he would show the other late night hosts…NO MERCY!
If they can have 24oz cans of beer, then why can’t they have 24oz cans of soda? 🤔
December 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If they can have 24oz cans of beer, then why can’t they have 24oz cans of soda? 🤔
Hartman vs. Rhodes
An epic cinematic shouting match for the ages 😂🤣
An epic cinematic shouting match for the ages 😂🤣
December 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Hartman vs. Rhodes
An epic cinematic shouting match for the ages 😂🤣
An epic cinematic shouting match for the ages 😂🤣
Just FYI, if your kid asks you where babies come from, tell them about this guy
December 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Just FYI, if your kid asks you where babies come from, tell them about this guy
This is what a REAL hero looks like
December 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This is what a REAL hero looks like
This is what a REAL hero looks like
December 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
This is what a REAL hero looks like
Replacements For Kimmel:
Hector Navarro
If he can host one of the greatest game shows of all time, he can most certainly host a late night talk show
And he would do an outstanding job with it
Unlike Mr. Kimmel
Hector Navarro
If he can host one of the greatest game shows of all time, he can most certainly host a late night talk show
And he would do an outstanding job with it
Unlike Mr. Kimmel
December 19, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Replacements For Kimmel:
Hector Navarro
If he can host one of the greatest game shows of all time, he can most certainly host a late night talk show
And he would do an outstanding job with it
Unlike Mr. Kimmel
Hector Navarro
If he can host one of the greatest game shows of all time, he can most certainly host a late night talk show
And he would do an outstanding job with it
Unlike Mr. Kimmel
Next time something goes wrong, I’m leaving 😔
December 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Next time something goes wrong, I’m leaving 😔
Wacky Wednesday was more than just an open stage drag show
It was a gathering place where friends could catch up and socialize every week
Not during the show obviously, because that would’ve been very f*cking rude
But still
It was a gathering place where friends could catch up and socialize every week
Not during the show obviously, because that would’ve been very f*cking rude
But still
December 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Wacky Wednesday was more than just an open stage drag show
It was a gathering place where friends could catch up and socialize every week
Not during the show obviously, because that would’ve been very f*cking rude
But still
It was a gathering place where friends could catch up and socialize every week
Not during the show obviously, because that would’ve been very f*cking rude
But still
Replacements For Kimmel:
Pat Kilbane
Yet another underrated comedy sensation who would make for a better late night host than Jimmy
Plus he’s not a jerk who spews lefty politics every 5 seconds nonstop
Pat Kilbane
Yet another underrated comedy sensation who would make for a better late night host than Jimmy
Plus he’s not a jerk who spews lefty politics every 5 seconds nonstop
December 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Replacements For Kimmel:
Pat Kilbane
Yet another underrated comedy sensation who would make for a better late night host than Jimmy
Plus he’s not a jerk who spews lefty politics every 5 seconds nonstop
Pat Kilbane
Yet another underrated comedy sensation who would make for a better late night host than Jimmy
Plus he’s not a jerk who spews lefty politics every 5 seconds nonstop
This is what a REAL hero looks like
December 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This is what a REAL hero looks like
RIP Gil Gerard
This little gem is still on my watchlist
Hope I’ll get to it eventually
Here’s the trailer:
www.dailymotion.com/video/x8hzsef
This little gem is still on my watchlist
Hope I’ll get to it eventually
Here’s the trailer:
www.dailymotion.com/video/x8hzsef
December 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
RIP Gil Gerard
This little gem is still on my watchlist
Hope I’ll get to it eventually
Here’s the trailer:
www.dailymotion.com/video/x8hzsef
This little gem is still on my watchlist
Hope I’ll get to it eventually
Here’s the trailer:
www.dailymotion.com/video/x8hzsef
Replacements For Kimmel:
Lisa Ann
Ohhhh yeah 😏 Definitely would make a better late night host than Jimmy Kimmel
Plus she’s much better looking
Lisa Ann
Ohhhh yeah 😏 Definitely would make a better late night host than Jimmy Kimmel
Plus she’s much better looking
December 17, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Replacements For Kimmel:
Lisa Ann
Ohhhh yeah 😏 Definitely would make a better late night host than Jimmy Kimmel
Plus she’s much better looking
Lisa Ann
Ohhhh yeah 😏 Definitely would make a better late night host than Jimmy Kimmel
Plus she’s much better looking
This is what a REAL hero looks like
December 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
This is what a REAL hero looks like
Here’s my contribution to the Franklin book cover trend thingy 😂
Couldn’t find the official generator, so I had no choice but to use a regular meme generator
And I took the non political route too
Couldn’t find the official generator, so I had no choice but to use a regular meme generator
And I took the non political route too
December 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Here’s my contribution to the Franklin book cover trend thingy 😂
Couldn’t find the official generator, so I had no choice but to use a regular meme generator
And I took the non political route too
Couldn’t find the official generator, so I had no choice but to use a regular meme generator
And I took the non political route too
Replacements For Kimmel:
Aries Spears
A comedian who’s ten gazillion times more funny than Jimmy Kimmel
Plus he’s great at doing celebrity impressions
Aries Spears
A comedian who’s ten gazillion times more funny than Jimmy Kimmel
Plus he’s great at doing celebrity impressions
December 16, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Replacements For Kimmel:
Aries Spears
A comedian who’s ten gazillion times more funny than Jimmy Kimmel
Plus he’s great at doing celebrity impressions
Aries Spears
A comedian who’s ten gazillion times more funny than Jimmy Kimmel
Plus he’s great at doing celebrity impressions
This is what a REAL hero looks like
December 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This is what a REAL hero looks like
Replacements For Kimmel:
Eric Roberts
Someone who’s more critically acclaimed than Jimmy Kimmel
And probably the least likely to be a racist jerk
Eric Roberts
Someone who’s more critically acclaimed than Jimmy Kimmel
And probably the least likely to be a racist jerk
December 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Replacements For Kimmel:
Eric Roberts
Someone who’s more critically acclaimed than Jimmy Kimmel
And probably the least likely to be a racist jerk
Eric Roberts
Someone who’s more critically acclaimed than Jimmy Kimmel
And probably the least likely to be a racist jerk