Parthelus 🎬🌞🐺🌛🎮
@parthelus.bsky.social
Just a socially-awkward pansexual werewolf who loves drawing, horror movies, video games, and all things chocolate. And Disney.
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February comes from the Latin “Februa,” meaning rites of purification by fire. So, I’m not “having a breakdown,” I’m being historically accurate. 🔥
February 2, 2026 at 10:14 PM
February comes from the Latin “Februa,” meaning rites of purification by fire. So, I’m not “having a breakdown,” I’m being historically accurate. 🔥
I’ve started keeping my spare glasses by the front door. Right next to my wallet and keys.
February 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I’ve started keeping my spare glasses by the front door. Right next to my wallet and keys.
Imbolc is here. The earth is finally waking up! May new growth fill your days! 🌱
(And the bodies stay buried.)
(And the bodies stay buried.)
February 1, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Imbolc is here. The earth is finally waking up! May new growth fill your days! 🌱
(And the bodies stay buried.)
(And the bodies stay buried.)
Can I cry in private, or do I have to report that to the IRS, too?
January 31, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Can I cry in private, or do I have to report that to the IRS, too?
If I want to blitz myself into some papaya-induced hallucination that’s my business.
January 30, 2026 at 7:52 AM
If I want to blitz myself into some papaya-induced hallucination that’s my business.
If someone gives you a gift that you don’t like, just say, “I’ll treasure it forever.” and then bury it in the woods.
January 29, 2026 at 6:03 AM
If someone gives you a gift that you don’t like, just say, “I’ll treasure it forever.” and then bury it in the woods.
A bird whose wings have been plucked will shed all its feathers and turn into the beast it was before it evolved into a bird.
January 25, 2026 at 5:41 PM
A bird whose wings have been plucked will shed all its feathers and turn into the beast it was before it evolved into a bird.
I’m getting back into #AnimalCrossing for the update. Admittedly, it’s been a little while.
January 24, 2026 at 7:44 AM
I’m getting back into #AnimalCrossing for the update. Admittedly, it’s been a little while.
I haven’t been on social media in a while. Probably not as long as it seems, though. A week? Mostly, I just don’t have anything to post about. 🤔
January 23, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I haven’t been on social media in a while. Probably not as long as it seems, though. A week? Mostly, I just don’t have anything to post about. 🤔
I hope my new fridge arrives on time; I have bodies I need to keep frozen.
January 17, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I hope my new fridge arrives on time; I have bodies I need to keep frozen.
I’m feeling pretty gross right now. I got paid yesterday, but with my mortgage, fed taxes, and having to replace my fridge, I’m pretty much fucked until the middle of next month. 🫠
January 16, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I’m feeling pretty gross right now. I got paid yesterday, but with my mortgage, fed taxes, and having to replace my fridge, I’m pretty much fucked until the middle of next month. 🫠
It’s time for my morning cafe mocha vodka valium latte. ☕️
January 16, 2026 at 4:25 PM
It’s time for my morning cafe mocha vodka valium latte. ☕️
It looks like my refrigerator just died. Fml 😒
January 16, 2026 at 11:01 AM
It looks like my refrigerator just died. Fml 😒
January 14, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Okay, I know nobody likes talking about Valentine's Day, but it's coming up and if you're hoping to make a special someone’s day, you better start thinking about what kind of skull you're going to get them for their skull pile. 💘
January 14, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Okay, I know nobody likes talking about Valentine's Day, but it's coming up and if you're hoping to make a special someone’s day, you better start thinking about what kind of skull you're going to get them for their skull pile. 💘
When I was little, I wanted to be a postman when I grew up. Unfortunately, I don’t know how to get anywhere in the city I grew up in, so pretty sure I’d be a shit mailman. 😬
January 13, 2026 at 11:38 AM
When I was little, I wanted to be a postman when I grew up. Unfortunately, I don’t know how to get anywhere in the city I grew up in, so pretty sure I’d be a shit mailman. 😬
It’s been a mozzarella sticks for dinner kind of day.
January 12, 2026 at 6:10 AM
It’s been a mozzarella sticks for dinner kind of day.
January 11, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Don’t let people tell you that your attraction to fire is “abnormal" or "hazardous.” Prometheus doesn’t have his liver eaten every day for you to ignore the allure of arson. 🔥
January 11, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Don’t let people tell you that your attraction to fire is “abnormal" or "hazardous.” Prometheus doesn’t have his liver eaten every day for you to ignore the allure of arson. 🔥
First rule of theatre: don’t feed Hugh Jackman after midnight.
January 5, 2026 at 9:21 PM
First rule of theatre: don’t feed Hugh Jackman after midnight.
Do everyone’s cats steal toys from their neighbors’ dogs or just mine?
January 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Do everyone’s cats steal toys from their neighbors’ dogs or just mine?
Reposted by Parthelus 🎬🌞🐺🌛🎮
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
It’s a bit out of season, but I made a gingerbread cake for my D&D group tomorrow. It’s iced with cream cheese frosting and decorated with cranberries and mint leaves. Hopefully it tastes alright.
January 4, 2026 at 12:42 AM
It’s a bit out of season, but I made a gingerbread cake for my D&D group tomorrow. It’s iced with cream cheese frosting and decorated with cranberries and mint leaves. Hopefully it tastes alright.
Posting a video of my kitten, Odin. He has cerebellar hypoplasia (CH), aka wobbly cat syndrome. I have no experience with raising a cat with CH, so mostly I’m just trying to give him a happy life.
January 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Posting a video of my kitten, Odin. He has cerebellar hypoplasia (CH), aka wobbly cat syndrome. I have no experience with raising a cat with CH, so mostly I’m just trying to give him a happy life.
I don’t keep going because I have “hope”. I simply refuse to die before my enemies do.
January 3, 2026 at 6:15 AM
I don’t keep going because I have “hope”. I simply refuse to die before my enemies do.