Jennifer Parsons (she/her. Cry more, fash.)
@parsonsjm.bsky.social
Actual librarian. Misanthrope in theory. When not getting paid: parent, queer lady, belly dancer, witch, Pagan, fatty, spare cat fur repository, and other things that trigger fash.
Want to explain to the class how kidnapping kids and separating families is “great,” neighbor?
Your attempt at sarcasm looks to be falling flat.
Your attempt at sarcasm looks to be falling flat.
October 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Want to explain to the class how kidnapping kids and separating families is “great,” neighbor?
Your attempt at sarcasm looks to be falling flat.
Your attempt at sarcasm looks to be falling flat.
Flavor: …crunch
October 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Flavor: …crunch
Ayup. She said it best.
September 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Ayup. She said it best.
Bless your heart.
September 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Bless your heart.
Bless your heart. You’re what we call a “hit dog hollerin.’” 🤭🤭🤭
Again: come back when you have sources that are not screenshots of random liars on Twitter who are as obsessed with sexualizing LGBTQIA+ people.
And stay away from…everyone, but mostly kids.
Again: come back when you have sources that are not screenshots of random liars on Twitter who are as obsessed with sexualizing LGBTQIA+ people.
And stay away from…everyone, but mostly kids.
September 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Bless your heart. You’re what we call a “hit dog hollerin.’” 🤭🤭🤭
Again: come back when you have sources that are not screenshots of random liars on Twitter who are as obsessed with sexualizing LGBTQIA+ people.
And stay away from…everyone, but mostly kids.
Again: come back when you have sources that are not screenshots of random liars on Twitter who are as obsessed with sexualizing LGBTQIA+ people.
And stay away from…everyone, but mostly kids.
Yes: you, who keeps coming back here because you think I am the only person with whom you feel you can discuss your creepy need to control kids’ bodies, as well as your sexualization of LGBTQIA+ people, should keep your hands off everyone’s kids.
Go idolize your favorite pedophile in solitude.
Go idolize your favorite pedophile in solitude.
September 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Yes: you, who keeps coming back here because you think I am the only person with whom you feel you can discuss your creepy need to control kids’ bodies, as well as your sexualization of LGBTQIA+ people, should keep your hands off everyone’s kids.
Go idolize your favorite pedophile in solitude.
Go idolize your favorite pedophile in solitude.
Yet again: come back when you have sources that are not screenshots of random liars on Twitter who are as obsessed with sexualizing LGBTQIA+ people. Also come back when you’re no longer mystified by parts of speech that most master in the 3rd grade.
And stay away from…everyone, but mostly kids.
And stay away from…everyone, but mostly kids.
September 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Yet again: come back when you have sources that are not screenshots of random liars on Twitter who are as obsessed with sexualizing LGBTQIA+ people. Also come back when you’re no longer mystified by parts of speech that most master in the 3rd grade.
And stay away from…everyone, but mostly kids.
And stay away from…everyone, but mostly kids.
Yet again: come back when you have sources that are not screenshots of random liars on Twitter who are as obsessed with sexualizing LGBTQIA+ people. Also come back when you’re no longer mystified by parts of speech that most master in the 3rd grade.
And stay away from…everyone, but mostly kids.
And stay away from…everyone, but mostly kids.
September 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Yet again: come back when you have sources that are not screenshots of random liars on Twitter who are as obsessed with sexualizing LGBTQIA+ people. Also come back when you’re no longer mystified by parts of speech that most master in the 3rd grade.
And stay away from…everyone, but mostly kids.
And stay away from…everyone, but mostly kids.
Yet again: I know you keep coming back here because you think I am the only person with whom you feel you can discuss your creepy need to control kids’ bodies, as well as the only person with whom you can discuss your sexualization of LGBTQIA+ people.
I’m not. Literally seek therapy.
I’m not. Literally seek therapy.
September 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Yet again: I know you keep coming back here because you think I am the only person with whom you feel you can discuss your creepy need to control kids’ bodies, as well as the only person with whom you can discuss your sexualization of LGBTQIA+ people.
I’m not. Literally seek therapy.
I’m not. Literally seek therapy.
So you do keep coming back here because you think I am the only person with whom you feel you can discuss your creepy need to control kids’ bodies, as well as the only person with whom you can discuss your sexualization of LGBTQIA+ people?
I’m not. Literally seek therapy.
I’m not. Literally seek therapy.
September 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
So you do keep coming back here because you think I am the only person with whom you feel you can discuss your creepy need to control kids’ bodies, as well as the only person with whom you can discuss your sexualization of LGBTQIA+ people?
I’m not. Literally seek therapy.
I’m not. Literally seek therapy.
Again: Come back when you have sources that are not screenshots of random liars on Twitter who are just as obsessed with sexualizing LGBTQIA+ people as you.
And stay away from…everyone, but mostly kids.
And stay away from…everyone, but mostly kids.
September 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Again: Come back when you have sources that are not screenshots of random liars on Twitter who are just as obsessed with sexualizing LGBTQIA+ people as you.
And stay away from…everyone, but mostly kids.
And stay away from…everyone, but mostly kids.
No new pics— where are you at mentally?
September 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
No new pics— where are you at mentally?
Come back when you have sources that are not screenshots of random liars on Twitter who are just as obsessed with sexualizing LGBTQIA+ people as you.
And stay away from…everyone, but mostly kids.
And stay away from…everyone, but mostly kids.
August 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Come back when you have sources that are not screenshots of random liars on Twitter who are just as obsessed with sexualizing LGBTQIA+ people as you.
And stay away from…everyone, but mostly kids.
And stay away from…everyone, but mostly kids.
Also, why do you keep coming back here? Am I the only person with whom you feel you can discuss your creepy need to control kids’ bodies? Am I the only person with whom you can discuss your sexualization of LGBTQIA+ people?
I’m not. Literally seek therapy.
I’m not. Literally seek therapy.
August 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Also, why do you keep coming back here? Am I the only person with whom you feel you can discuss your creepy need to control kids’ bodies? Am I the only person with whom you can discuss your sexualization of LGBTQIA+ people?
I’m not. Literally seek therapy.
I’m not. Literally seek therapy.
Me: *provides ample documentation and resources on a topic, in response to your shrill lies.*
You: “nUh-uHhHhHh!1!1!1! FaKe nEwS!1!1! i, A StRaNgEr, ShOuLd bE AbLe tO CoNtRoL ThE BoDiEs oF KiDs aNd tEeNs!1!1!!1!OnE😭😭😭”
Seek therapy, preferably far from kids.
You: “nUh-uHhHhHh!1!1!1! FaKe nEwS!1!1! i, A StRaNgEr, ShOuLd bE AbLe tO CoNtRoL ThE BoDiEs oF KiDs aNd tEeNs!1!1!!1!OnE😭😭😭”
Seek therapy, preferably far from kids.
August 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Me: *provides ample documentation and resources on a topic, in response to your shrill lies.*
You: “nUh-uHhHhHh!1!1!1! FaKe nEwS!1!1! i, A StRaNgEr, ShOuLd bE AbLe tO CoNtRoL ThE BoDiEs oF KiDs aNd tEeNs!1!1!!1!OnE😭😭😭”
Seek therapy, preferably far from kids.
You: “nUh-uHhHhHh!1!1!1! FaKe nEwS!1!1! i, A StRaNgEr, ShOuLd bE AbLe tO CoNtRoL ThE BoDiEs oF KiDs aNd tEeNs!1!1!!1!OnE😭😭😭”
Seek therapy, preferably far from kids.
What does the game Tower Defense Simulator have to do with your creepy obsession with controlling kids and teens’ bodies and orientations?
Again: seek therapy, preferably far from kids…or anyone.
Again: seek therapy, preferably far from kids…or anyone.
August 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
What does the game Tower Defense Simulator have to do with your creepy obsession with controlling kids and teens’ bodies and orientations?
Again: seek therapy, preferably far from kids…or anyone.
Again: seek therapy, preferably far from kids…or anyone.
Wait, what? Another source? Indeed! It’s as though the issue is isolated, suicidal people having easy access to guns, not their being LGBTQIA+ at all!
Seek therapy, and do it far away from kids.
mediabiasfactcheck.com/2025/08/29/f...
Seek therapy, and do it far away from kids.
mediabiasfactcheck.com/2025/08/29/f...
August 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Wait, what? Another source? Indeed! It’s as though the issue is isolated, suicidal people having easy access to guns, not their being LGBTQIA+ at all!
Seek therapy, and do it far away from kids.
mediabiasfactcheck.com/2025/08/29/f...
Seek therapy, and do it far away from kids.
mediabiasfactcheck.com/2025/08/29/f...