Tom Isaacson
@parsley72.bsky.social
Known in Taiwan as The Tom. Immigrant, Pākehā, he/him.
Tāmaki Makaurau, Aotearoa.
Tāmaki Makaurau, Aotearoa.
Oh wait, Spanksgiving would have cake instead.
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Oh wait, Spanksgiving would have cake instead.
Is there still pie?
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Is there still pie?
Wait, did they just invent the Nutrimatic Drinks Dispenser?
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Wait, did they just invent the Nutrimatic Drinks Dispenser?
The advent of Bistromathematics.
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The advent of Bistromathematics.
I’m assuming penises are being clamped in “No porking” zones.
November 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I’m assuming penises are being clamped in “No porking” zones.
Reposted by Tom Isaacson
![orteil42 posts on Tumblr: "I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the Joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me"
orteil42 then gets a bunch of replies:
[Is this a reference to something?] [Why'd you write it like that?] [Is that from something?]
"you are making this so difficult"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreielyizv57cwqdm5zoqz6mu6ikxgkhemsgew3m2dmi6ybp2bri2c2q@jpeg)