chaosparrot (trashus rattus)
parrotchaos.bsky.social
chaosparrot (trashus rattus)
@parrotchaos.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️ He/They | 25
Caveat Emptor
We all know that mainstream news outlets have devoted themselves to disingenuous reporting (though none quite so egregious as Fox) but this just pissed me off.

The "demands" are no less than the demolishing of protections for trans students and an enforced limit on international students.

16 Oct.
October 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Read to filth 😭
"lazy" is a bit rude. calling it executive dysfunction though would imply any of my executives showed up to the function
September 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Banning any depictions of non-consent means banning "The Morning Visitor" by Dino Buzzati.

The phrase "le usó violenza" in the original Italian specifically refers to rape.

I have marked this post as graphic due to the visuals and subject matter.
September 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Got Jayce, tho I look like a Viktor irl lmao

Took this more out of curiosity, but anyway guess this means trans Jayce is canon now, no takesie backsies 💖

Looking to hear more about love that transcends timelines and possibilities.
September 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
ah, I see
September 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
HA!! One of my favorite tags too.
It's very true though.
September 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Good news: Lorenzo is from a family of healers! He has training in magic and practical healing.

Bad news: he's spent ages relying on healing magic, so this can go very well, or can go Field Medicine: Gone Wrong (Gone Stupid) very quickly.

"Well... it's not broken anymore!"
September 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Daffodils—the duality of new life and death. A toxic plant, yet one of the first to break through at the start of spring. Fits very well with Lorenzo being a death cleric yet finding a new beginning for himself.
September 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It's close, yeah, but I wouldn't call myself summer (I don't do summer heat well). Well, I do like the thunderstorm season though.
August 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Fictional character test, original post said to drop the first 4 you know.

openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
May 23, 2025 at 9:49 AM
#nsfw #tavqotd Two truths and a lie, NSFW version!

🙈 Lorenzo had a 3-way after the Netherbrain fight
🙉 Loves cockwarming and praise, but his deeper fantasies scare people
🙊 His first time was safe, sane, and consensual
April 16, 2025 at 5:02 AM
lmao not me with a full modern with magic au 😭
Varien, the living stereotype of a mortuary science major, drives a modified hearse.
Lorenzo has two kids and a large friend circle. He drives a refurbished vintage van with crazy ass seating. Like a Mystery Machine but with benches lining the walls
April 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
#tavqotd
Two truths and a lie!

1) His dad is from the UK.
2) He's allergic to Red 40.
3) He gets along best with druids, especially Halsin.
April 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Transmasc, and this is fitting!
March 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Have you ever eaten a raw cucumber, or perhaps a very wet lettuce leaf? Have you smelled rain so intensely you could taste it? Yeah, Lorenzo's got some wet leafy blood (gross).

Alternatively, in the words of an old friend:
March 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
#TavQOTD Take this quiz as your tav/durge and share their result! How accurate is it?

Not very! Of possible results, Lorenzo is more a mix between hermit and martyr complex. Self-sacrificing specifically because he's been an outcast his entire life and has doomer brain rot. He's getting better 💖.
March 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
stolen from @dirthlen.bsky.social

Day 1: Blue Monday

love New Order but the cover by Orgy is also delicious
March 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
People would either hate or love Lorenzo, there's no in between.

He's a hexblood who looks Dead, he routinely makes terrible choices at his own expense, he's weird and he's scaring the hoes. But at the same time he's the second most charismatic person in the party and tries to do right by people.
March 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Interestingly this is what got me into this fuckass show (affectionate)
March 9, 2025 at 5:55 AM