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hi there looking forward to curating my mental illness here on a new algorithm ☺️
sweaty boy post peloton
January 15, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I’m aware that I’m simping but I just don’t care
January 11, 2026 at 11:33 PM
finally watched sinners (I don’t like scary thingsssss) and damn that’s the best movie I’ve seen all year 🙈
January 2, 2026 at 3:37 PM
happy new years everyone my boss just called me to imply my job might be cut next month 👍🏻
December 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
we’re pushing the boundaries of ‘reluctantly’ here….
December 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
okay but when is the gay hockey lady gonna write one with poppers and charli xcx like if you’re gonna write as a homo in 2017 then commit to the bit
December 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
uh oh I’ve arrived at the part of game changers where you learn kip is pro-police?????
December 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
this is my entire personality now, sorry in advance, and thank you for your attention to this matter
December 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
yesterday was a good day :)
December 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
and a happy end of jocktober to all whomst celebrate
October 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
eating five guys at 7:30am on a plane is the work of the devil
October 31, 2025 at 11:56 AM
as a massive CRJ stan I simply cannot keep quiet….. hate her wedding dress!!
October 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
is there anything I love more than being peer pressured into buying concert tickets? nah
September 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I heard it was biceptember
September 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
should it be a demerit to invite friends to your place for drag race when you don’t pay for commercial-free paramount plus because I say yes
July 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
world pride looked so fun on social media and I’m sorta sad I had to miss it but also it looked like a A LOT and I’m thankful to have not had to deal with it 💀
June 10, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Paris I am in you
June 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
locked myself out of outlook in my phone for the next week vacation starts now girlies
June 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
@popville.bsky.social my husband was just bitten breaking up rough play between our Aussie and a Shiba Inu at Swampoodle/NoMa dog park. The Shiba’s owner left before confirming rabies vax status. We leave for Europe Tuesday—can you boost to help us find them and possibly avoid a 4-shot series?
June 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I love Gaga more than most but in what world are we considering a sports Emmy part of EGOT status 😭 delulu
May 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
just realized my Instagram story is my mom and MIL and then a thirst trap, why am I the way that I am
May 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
2 workout days in a row, please clap. a herculean effort these days 🙄
May 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
April 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
okay mexico city flex a little
April 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
this was the coachella gaga deserved im so happy for her
April 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM