Little Critter
@parkitect.bsky.social
Parkitect is a construction and management simulation video game developed and published by Texel Raptor.
Waiting for the buff Latino with neck tattoos to notice and love me. Love me! Love me for who I am! Take me away! Take me away from all of this...
January 21, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Waiting for the buff Latino with neck tattoos to notice and love me. Love me! Love me for who I am! Take me away! Take me away from all of this...
Listen, I'm not perfect. But I am a mess, which is so chic
January 20, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Listen, I'm not perfect. But I am a mess, which is so chic
I think this is the year that I stop caring in a beautiful, new, exciting way
January 16, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I think this is the year that I stop caring in a beautiful, new, exciting way
Hello my little flowers
January 16, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Hello my little flowers
I think me not having any Real Life friends is going to work out in a really depressing way
January 2, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I think me not having any Real Life friends is going to work out in a really depressing way
I'm bazooble. Yabba deeba dabba dooba
December 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I'm bazooble. Yabba deeba dabba dooba
Me talking about a post I made that got 2 likes: Yeah my post about being depressed went viral on Bluesky the other day...
December 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Me talking about a post I made that got 2 likes: Yeah my post about being depressed went viral on Bluesky the other day...
Me after publicly posting cock and ass online for years: I'm actually so shy when I really think about it
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Me after publicly posting cock and ass online for years: I'm actually so shy when I really think about it
Ate a large breakfast burrito. Life is fine... for now!
December 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Ate a large breakfast burrito. Life is fine... for now!
I'm transforming into me... but older
December 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I'm transforming into me... but older
Van Gogh really was right about the sadness lasting forever like damn! Anyway
December 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Van Gogh really was right about the sadness lasting forever like damn! Anyway
Ate three burgers and life is temporarily fine
December 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Ate three burgers and life is temporarily fine
Me trying to get a stranger to love me: I promise I'm not rotten! I promise the disease hasn't reached my roots! I promise I'm salvageable!
December 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Me trying to get a stranger to love me: I promise I'm not rotten! I promise the disease hasn't reached my roots! I promise I'm salvageable!
I wish I was so much different! I want to be new! I claw at my skin but it grows back
December 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I wish I was so much different! I want to be new! I claw at my skin but it grows back
My ass is so small and humble. So that you don't confuse it for mountains, obviously
December 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My ass is so small and humble. So that you don't confuse it for mountains, obviously
Has anyone else been really easily irritated or angry lately? I feel like everything is setting me off, it's making me feel like walls are closing in around me
December 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Has anyone else been really easily irritated or angry lately? I feel like everything is setting me off, it's making me feel like walls are closing in around me
No shade but I think I'm gonna die in this house
December 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
No shade but I think I'm gonna die in this house
Last night I sucked it up and flat out asked Luis if he had any intentions with me after starting to talk to me again and he said no. And that he just wanted to give me back my things
December 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Last night I sucked it up and flat out asked Luis if he had any intentions with me after starting to talk to me again and he said no. And that he just wanted to give me back my things
I got a haircut today
December 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I got a haircut today
I love when my favorite bartender (not the one I was hooking up with last year) gives me a kiss goodbye and tells me to get some safe... it's like the equivalent of a 50's sitcom husband kissing his wife goodbye before work
December 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I love when my favorite bartender (not the one I was hooking up with last year) gives me a kiss goodbye and tells me to get some safe... it's like the equivalent of a 50's sitcom husband kissing his wife goodbye before work
My new favorite routine is going to the bar after work every Saturday, calling my mom on the patio, then leaving by 6pm at the latest
December 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
My new favorite routine is going to the bar after work every Saturday, calling my mom on the patio, then leaving by 6pm at the latest
Me competing with an onslaught of gay men's thirst traps on social media: Does anyone want to see my MASTERS DEGREE
December 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Me competing with an onslaught of gay men's thirst traps on social media: Does anyone want to see my MASTERS DEGREE