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🦇 Parilani Pie
@parilani.sparkle.blue
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lowercase human™️
pastel goblin™️

she/any
not cis • not het • not monog

dichotomies are dumb im the secret 3rd thing

ask me/tell me -> https://ngl.link/parilani
just me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/feed/aaaajdqeg73cm
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parilani.sparkle.blue
what would u name him
a smol tabby cat with white around his neck, a lil white that looks like he got milk on his nose, and lil white toes. he's sat next to his lil cat condo, looking v cute and v alert. this cat is tiny, like he got short lil legs and a short torso, but his head and neck are thicc. making him distinctly Cub Coded. like a tiny little tiger cub but as a cat.
October 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
parilani.sparkle.blue
added alt text cuz i like this and wanted to repost it
@THEMINDGEEK IN IRISH WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT EMOTION, YOU DON'T SAY, 'I AM SAD'. YOU'D SAY, 'SADNESS IS ON ME'- 'TÁ BRÓN ORM'. AND I LOVE THAT BECAUSE THERE'S AN IMPLICATION OF NOT IDENTIFYING YOURSELF WITH THE EMOTION FULLY. I AM NOT SAD, IT'S JUST THAT SADNESS IS ON ME FOR A WHILE. SOMETHING ELSE WILL BE ON ME ANOTHER TIME, AND THAT'S A GOOD THING TO RECOGNISE. P. Ó TUAMA
October 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
parilani.sparkle.blue
with alt text for those that need it 🏛️
realistic indiana jones movies • indiana jones and tomb that had already been looted by robbers in the 19th century • indiana jones and pottery fragment #1478 • indiana jones and the site discovered under somebody's house so there was no way to actually dig it • indiana jones and the famous treasure that actually turned out to be an ancient chamber pot • indiana jones and the temple of maybe three damaged columns • indiana jones and the intro to archaeology class that didn't give a shit and just wanted to pass for the gen ed credit
October 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
parilani.sparkle.blue
with alt text in case anyone needs it 🏛️
girliesinnermonologue •• • Did the name odysseus already exist before the odyssey? or was Homer just like "This is my new book 'The Journey' and our hero's name... Journathan"
October 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
parilani.sparkle.blue
its not wednesday but we could pretend it is

🎼 otter holt reel
October 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
parilani.sparkle.blue
nice
69 likes on this post at the moment of this reply
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
parilani.sparkle.blue
made another stupid little guy
fencepost cactus in a pot that i have crocheted. lil round white pot with cute eyes, green cactus bit with some white needles and a pink flower on top
October 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
parilani.sparkle.blue
*bragging* i have vampire teeth when it's not october too
close up selfie of my face, white femme, hair pulled back, bangs too long and in my face. i've got silver liner and dots surrounding my eyes, sparkles on my cheekbones, and pink holographic hearts on my forehead. i'm biting down on my index finger to demonstrate where each of my upper teeth end. it makes my one k9 fang super prominent
October 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
parilani.sparkle.blue
me: well goodnight

my brain:
screencap from the Ripped Pants episode of Spongebob where spongebob is lying on the empty beach in his underwear and shouts "AM I THE BIGGEST LOSER ON THE BEACH?"
October 7, 2025 at 10:37 AM
parilani.sparkle.blue
alt text in case anyone needs it 🏛️
gunggaygirl: okay it's soooo so easy to make me cry, but a definite surefire way to make me break tf down is quote that euripides quote that was like, it's not hard work to take care of the one you love or something gunggaygirl: this one PYLADES I'll take care of you. ORESTES It's rotten work. PYLADES Not to me. Not if it's you.
October 6, 2025 at 8:51 AM
parilani.sparkle.blue
WRONG it's tiny cups
view inside the cup, it's got a pile of nugget ice which is famously the cup shaped ice
October 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
parilani.sparkle.blue
guess what's in the cup
blue cup that's not quite opaque so it's pretty easy to see what looks like ice in the bottom half of it
October 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
parilani.sparkle.blue
dont speak to me or my son ever again
a shoebill staring dead center lookin p angry (classic shoebill) and a baby shoebill standing in front of it looking equally as angry
October 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
parilani.sparkle.blue
what if i'm 😭😭 a spork 😫😭😭😭
ngl anonymous message: I think you're wonderful and super cute. I wanna be your big spoon.
September 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
parilani.sparkle.blue
*pausing my crying long enough to read ngl*

*sniff* thank 🥺😟☹️😫😭😭😭
ngl anonymous message: I love you tons. You are the bestest, wonderfulist, perfect little person.
September 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
parilani.sparkle.blue
reposted with alt text for accessibility
montage of two tweets one from the vice president: JD Vance v @JDVance • 7m Democrats are about to shutdown the government because they demand we fund healthcare for illegal aliens. and another from not the vice president: theheathera shley o 1d Fact Check: Undocumented immigrants cannot access federal health programs. You quite literally need an SSN to apply. Vance thinks you're dumb and that should offend you.
September 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
parilani.sparkle.blue
EXCUSE ME I CROCHETED A LIL PLANT GUY
a small crocheted succulant with cute lil eyes, a yellow brown pot, and big fluffy green leaves sat in the palm of my hand
September 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
parilani.sparkle.blue
does ur husband serve ur breakfast with an i 🤍 u napkin or is he not gay enough
napkin with I 🤍 u written on it in black sharpie
September 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
parilani.sparkle.blue
i'm too pretty to be this sad and tired and stuck in my car (bc of the sad and tired not bc my car is holding me hostage)
disgustingly pouty selfie in a parking garage me, parilani, white femme. long and v messy hair that is dusty pink with dark blue tones underneath. double nose piercings, weird glitter streaks beside my green eyes. resting my face on my hand that's decorated with a single blue gemmed ring, and various fabric bracelets on my wrist
September 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
parilani.sparkle.blue
benedict definitely sounds like a real person and not a fake one
bluesky dm exchange with this benedict guy from the quoted ss of a dm exchange. very obvious bot reply on his part sent: if it hits some so hard the why aren't you following me benedict recieved: Thanks so much for taking your precious time to text me. Hearing from you really made my day.. When I saw your profile I was like Aww" You're a very beautiful lady
September 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
parilani.sparkle.blue
screen shot of the previous dm, now accepted, with my reply under it if it hits some so hard the why aren't you following me benedict
September 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
parilani.sparkle.blue
hmmmm???
a bluesky dm request from user benedictbsky@bsky.social how are you doing today? I'm fred from Florida, hope you are good and nice meeting you...your profile hits home with me and I like that you seem relaxed and open if you don't mind l'll like you to be my sugar baby indicator that benedict is not followed by anyone im following, and the options to "accept, block or report, or delete" are at the bottom
September 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
parilani.sparkle.blue
got tatted UP
for MORALE 😤😤😤
mirror selfie holding my phone with an arm that is absolutely covered in temporary tattoos
September 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
parilani.sparkle.blue
wore an actual FIT this time during travel rather than my comfies and i gotta say. real boost to the morale meter

(feelin v pretty and cool even)
bedroom mirror selfie of me, parilani, white femme , wearing oversized jeans, a black mesh body suit with three studded stripes down front, an oversized grey and white flannel hanging off one shoulder, blue headphones around the neck, blonde hair that hangs just below the shoulders with blue tips, big gold circle glasses, and a big old grey skater hat (with a lil piggy patch on the front of it)
September 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
parilani.sparkle.blue
reposted with alt text for accessibility 💛
1:20 D 3-4 © Yal 100. • •= google.com/amp/ + 0: rhuay. BROADVIEW, III. (WLS) - Dozens of people demonstrated together outside west suburban Broadview's boarded-up Immigration and Customs Enforcement processing facility on Saturday, calling for justice after federal agents arrested a man who supporters say was unjustly taken into custody. "We're not alone. That's what they want us to believe. Right? That we're alone," said Geovanni Celaya with the Latino Union. ABC7 Chicago is now streaming 24/7. Click here to watch Demonstrators say agents allegedly detained Willian Gimenez on Friday as he was entering a Little Village barbershop near Cermak and Washtenaw with his wife. ICE confirmed that agents arrested Gimenez, saying in a statement, "There is nothing unjust about enforcing the law and ensuring this illegal alien adheres to the laws of the United States. ICE arrested Willian Alberto Gimenez Gonzalez for being in the country illegally. Gimenez Gonzalez is an illegal alien with a history of not showing up to court, including when he |||
September 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM