It's Mormons. Not just midwest. It's those fuckin Utahn fucks. They gave me that shit and tried to fool me into thinking it's good when in reality a pineapple chicken curry was what I truly wanted.

Little objects on your desk are a necessity. If you're reading this, your computer is probably a significant living space for you. Put stuff around it. Make it yours. It doesn't need to be anime figurines. Cool rocks, dusty old foam animals, a random jar of slime. Cleanliness is not emptiness.

I make a beautiful special sauce for burgers and fries. I know more than you ever could.

It's perfectly reasonable to make limited guesses about the artist based on the style and content of their art. Artistry is a very social practice, and people with similar interests and views tend to congregate and emulate each other. This is why particularly wrinkly feet will rouse my suspicion.

I literally cannot think of a single dish made better by ranch. Ranch powder can be substituted in many ways but is ultimately convenient sometimes, but ranch itself? Useless.

Last question: Will there be any more Chirasul?

When did you become Chirasul?

Are you Chirasul?

You want Langley to be squashed??? Small and stepped on like an unwanted bug??

Weird dog to weird dog: thank you for your service.

ten trillion hot peppers honey

Honestly as a former resident, you might as well. Nothing happened there cause everyone knew you could go down to Portland for an actual city + no sales tax. Portland was doing that There Will Be Blood shit to Vancouver

I'm sorry I don't want to play a waifish misogynistic caricature of a cis woman. I chose the huge green people. I want to be huge.

Can the mod give her a personality, too? She went from "playfully clueless" to "dense as a brick" the moment she took off the mask.

:( :( :(

Too impatient to let me arrive and give you daughters so all you'll get are sons. Typical.