Shocked and a Paul
@paranoidadnoid.bsky.social
Music, rugby, fatherhood. Opinions may not even be mine, let along those of anyone associated with me.
Hey Siri, what vessel is barleywine traditionally served in?
December 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Hey Siri, what vessel is barleywine traditionally served in?
Did not come across at all like a 14 year old beer. Poured with a nice head. Well-blended flavours (often the coffee becomes overwhelming in older coffee stouts). The main issue it has age-wise is that there are now a few great coffee stouts around that didn’t exist in 2011!
December 9, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Did not come across at all like a 14 year old beer. Poured with a nice head. Well-blended flavours (often the coffee becomes overwhelming in older coffee stouts). The main issue it has age-wise is that there are now a few great coffee stouts around that didn’t exist in 2011!
Found a dusty old relic in the corner of the cellar. Better give it a go, I guess
December 9, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Found a dusty old relic in the corner of the cellar. Better give it a go, I guess
I’m guessing it was either his ass or his elbow.
December 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I’m guessing it was either his ass or his elbow.
Huh. Guess I need to re-evaluate my app choice.
December 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Huh. Guess I need to re-evaluate my app choice.
Wait until she sees this one…
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Wait until she sees this one…
Ok. Like I’m not *for* it, but why should we be the only ones with an unbelievably ugly, mismatched government building?
October 26, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Ok. Like I’m not *for* it, but why should we be the only ones with an unbelievably ugly, mismatched government building?
2Cricket 2Max?
October 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
2Cricket 2Max?
Trying to figure out who might have put in an order for stolen Crown Jewels…🤔
October 20, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Trying to figure out who might have put in an order for stolen Crown Jewels…🤔
ChatGPT is no better:
October 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
ChatGPT is no better:
I’m good. Thanks.
October 15, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I’m good. Thanks.
Has this account made it over from the other place?
October 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Has this account made it over from the other place?
I know we all mocked Hesgeth’s “Fat generals” meeting, but what is this? The 2nd Breakfast Division?
October 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I know we all mocked Hesgeth’s “Fat generals” meeting, but what is this? The 2nd Breakfast Division?
Reckon he’s painted as many walls as he’s dug holes
October 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Reckon he’s painted as many walls as he’s dug holes
@dreadships.bsky.social just thought you’d like to know that here in the home of the Semple Tank, we are now up to putting Dreadnoughts on the covers of our heavy metal records.
beastwars.bandcamp.com/album/the-sh...
beastwars.bandcamp.com/album/the-sh...
October 6, 2025 at 10:52 AM
@dreadships.bsky.social just thought you’d like to know that here in the home of the Semple Tank, we are now up to putting Dreadnoughts on the covers of our heavy metal records.
beastwars.bandcamp.com/album/the-sh...
beastwars.bandcamp.com/album/the-sh...
AI is gonna take your job. If your job is being 100% wrong about basic shit that anyone can look up.
(And guess who is going to see King Missile tonight?)
(And guess who is going to see King Missile tonight?)
October 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
AI is gonna take your job. If your job is being 100% wrong about basic shit that anyone can look up.
(And guess who is going to see King Missile tonight?)
(And guess who is going to see King Missile tonight?)
@squidgerugby.bsky.social Scribe half-time show alert. No sign of P-Money or All Black Everything yet.
#Bledisloe #NZLvAUS
#Bledisloe #NZLvAUS
September 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
@squidgerugby.bsky.social Scribe half-time show alert. No sign of P-Money or All Black Everything yet.
#Bledisloe #NZLvAUS
#Bledisloe #NZLvAUS
But the Semple is definitely a Tank, right?
September 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
But the Semple is definitely a Tank, right?
She always reminds me of this
August 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
She always reminds me of this
WTAF is this?
August 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
WTAF is this?