Parade O’ Crap Ph.D
@paradeocrap.bsky.social
“Please, sir, my horse, she is very sick”
Primarily a “yes…and” writer of silly replies. 💙(blue) 🌊 (wave). Be warned: I will post GIFs and impressively outdated memes.
UX Researcher. Drone Videographer.
GO STEELERS!
Primarily a “yes…and” writer of silly replies. 💙(blue) 🌊 (wave). Be warned: I will post GIFs and impressively outdated memes.
UX Researcher. Drone Videographer.
GO STEELERS!
Story with built-in sequel
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Story with built-in sequel
I am not ready to believe she’s changed, but holy shot that phrasing is primal
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I am not ready to believe she’s changed, but holy shot that phrasing is primal
It has nothing to do with Neelix. He’s just doomscrolling.
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It has nothing to do with Neelix. He’s just doomscrolling.
Basically the end of Robocop
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Basically the end of Robocop
I see rich profit margins for The Void
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I see rich profit margins for The Void
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I drown my problems deep deep down and use humor as a defense mechanism.
2-for-1!
2-for-1!
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I drown my problems deep deep down and use humor as a defense mechanism.
2-for-1!
2-for-1!
Everyone knows that the holiday season is a quiet time for employment, particularly for, say, part-time workers in retail
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Everyone knows that the holiday season is a quiet time for employment, particularly for, say, part-time workers in retail
Have you checked your settings?
a cartoon character has a shirt that says evil good
Alt: A Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode with an evil Crusty the Clown doll. A technician says “here’s your problem” and moves a switch hidden under the back of the doll’s shirt from “EVIL” to “GOOD”
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Have you checked your settings?
Clearly someone’s got to mockup the MTG MTG Card.
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Clearly someone’s got to mockup the MTG MTG Card.
It’s something, but it’s never enough.
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It’s something, but it’s never enough.
* WORST-PERSON-YOU-KNOW-MAKES-A-GOOD-POINT-NESS INTENSIFIES *
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
* WORST-PERSON-YOU-KNOW-MAKES-A-GOOD-POINT-NESS INTENSIFIES *
*WORST-PERSON-YOU-KNOWNESS INTENSIFIES*
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
*WORST-PERSON-YOU-KNOWNESS INTENSIFIES*
Well, buddy, my watch just congratulated me for standing up
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Well, buddy, my watch just congratulated me for standing up
Yeah, I want a tax return full of more hallucinations than a Merry Band of Pranksters bus
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Yeah, I want a tax return full of more hallucinations than a Merry Band of Pranksters bus
Emphasis on OUTSIDE
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Emphasis on OUTSIDE
weird pickup line, but I’m listening
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
weird pickup line, but I’m listening
Pretty soon the sound would turn me on
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Pretty soon the sound would turn me on
But pronounced almost the same
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
But pronounced almost the same
(Picture of a single flake of rust)
“That’s an 82 Pontiac Sunbird, with the Advance Electrics package, in taupe. Might as well have left it to rust; the engine woulda been gone in four, five miles tops.”
“That’s an 82 Pontiac Sunbird, with the Advance Electrics package, in taupe. Might as well have left it to rust; the engine woulda been gone in four, five miles tops.”
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
(Picture of a single flake of rust)
“That’s an 82 Pontiac Sunbird, with the Advance Electrics package, in taupe. Might as well have left it to rust; the engine woulda been gone in four, five miles tops.”
“That’s an 82 Pontiac Sunbird, with the Advance Electrics package, in taupe. Might as well have left it to rust; the engine woulda been gone in four, five miles tops.”
It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!