Pappalardo
@pappalardo.bsky.social
Don't believe anything you read here.
Location: San Diego
Location: San Diego
"Is the specimen ready for cleaning?"
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 AM
"Is the specimen ready for cleaning?"
I think the most calming scene in cinema is when the old man restores Woody in Toy Story 2. I go into a trance every time I watch it.
January 30, 2026 at 6:33 AM
I think the most calming scene in cinema is when the old man restores Woody in Toy Story 2. I go into a trance every time I watch it.
I would like to thank everyone for their concern and getting this out there. Unfortunately the worst possible outcome happened. Thanks again for all your support.
Not sure if anyone that follows lives in my area but my Mother in-law is missing since Sunday. Left from San Diego to Yuma and never made it. Last cell ping was Jacumba right before a pretty nasty grade. Anything helps at this point.
January 28, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I would like to thank everyone for their concern and getting this out there. Unfortunately the worst possible outcome happened. Thanks again for all your support.
Not sure if anyone that follows lives in my area but my Mother in-law is missing since Sunday. Left from San Diego to Yuma and never made it. Last cell ping was Jacumba right before a pretty nasty grade. Anything helps at this point.
January 28, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Not sure if anyone that follows lives in my area but my Mother in-law is missing since Sunday. Left from San Diego to Yuma and never made it. Last cell ping was Jacumba right before a pretty nasty grade. Anything helps at this point.
I'm trying to be a better person, which in the movies, means I'm going to die soon.
January 23, 2026 at 7:21 AM
I'm trying to be a better person, which in the movies, means I'm going to die soon.
Are you there planet killing asteroid? It's me, Guy.
January 15, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Are you there planet killing asteroid? It's me, Guy.
Verizon's tagline should still be "Can you hear me now?" But for different reasons.
January 14, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Verizon's tagline should still be "Can you hear me now?" But for different reasons.
Thinking about that band named Extreme and how they weren't.
January 13, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Thinking about that band named Extreme and how they weren't.
Sorry, can't do it. The cat is sleeping on my lap.
January 7, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Sorry, can't do it. The cat is sleeping on my lap.
Five days into 2026 and I'm still writing "we live in hell" on all my checks.
January 5, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Five days into 2026 and I'm still writing "we live in hell" on all my checks.
Happy Fuckin New Year
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Happy Fuckin New Year
Freddie Got Fingered for Five Nights at Freddy's
December 31, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Freddie Got Fingered for Five Nights at Freddy's
I would wear a T-shirt and shorts to my wedding if I could.
December 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I would wear a T-shirt and shorts to my wedding if I could.
Found out I'm going to a party Wednesday night and I have to wear a button-up shirt and I'm having feelings.
December 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Found out I'm going to a party Wednesday night and I have to wear a button-up shirt and I'm having feelings.
Watching Santa hit dudes with a hammer while sipping Courvoisier. As is the way of my people.
December 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Watching Santa hit dudes with a hammer while sipping Courvoisier. As is the way of my people.
We'll always have 2008 through 2016.
December 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM
We'll always have 2008 through 2016.
I've been moving all month so obviously I'm drinking right now.
December 18, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I've been moving all month so obviously I'm drinking right now.
Those Nerds gummi things are like heroin.
December 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Those Nerds gummi things are like heroin.
Dust Bunny is very good. FYI.
December 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Dust Bunny is very good. FYI.
It's not Christmas until I put on my ToyotaThong.
December 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
It's not Christmas until I put on my ToyotaThong.