......😁

I cant go to games anymore, im not banned or anything like that, i dont have a ticket.

This brought a happy tear to my eye.

football is life. ⚽

Rambo trying to sneak into training again? That will learn him.

Thatcher famously claimed to only need 4 hours sleep at night and she managed to run the whole country...

...but then again she may also have been an actual real life demon so maybe sleep is important.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LastMinute FC

Oi right... Just because someone is afforded the very best of every privilege available to modern man, it doesn't mean they can't get a bit depressed about it all and life and that.

Give this man a break. He hosted QI for heavens' sake.

Think about that, will you. *selfspank*

Naim and shaim.

Ai is the future.

God help us all.

What dey reckon on that Epstien lad?