Dental surgery is paying to be tortured. But also u need that torture or the bones in ur head can kill you. Fun times

on this Good Friday and Easter weekend, I am thinking of Jesus, a man who was tried and executed as a terrorist because he was saying radical things the government didn’t like, such as, “love your neighbor” and “stop killing people”

Proud to be a union member! 💪🏼

The new Study Hall College Journey features Jonny Manganello, AKA Jonny Cakes—a cake artist, comedian, actor, and Is It Cake? contestant! 🍰

Tune in to hear how a clown class shaped his performance style and a game show sparked his love for baking!

youtu.be/bIU5D5v1S0c?...

I’m #standingupforscience because knowledge is power and my brilliant colleagues at @scishow.bsky.social and @complexly.bsky.social believe in sharing that power with everyone.

I haven’t seen A Complete Unknown or Nickel Boys (sadly) but here’s my best picture nominee ranking:

1. Conclave
2. The Brutalist
3. I’m still here
4. Anora
5. The substance
6. Wicked (I love it but it’s just not gonna be a winner)
7. Dune part 2
8. Emilia Perez

Biggest day 1 in the 18-year history of @projectforawesome.bsky.social. We've already raised $1,930,000 and we have 40 hours to go! projectforawesome.com/live

If u think ur having a bad day at work my roommate (who’s an office manager) was just delivered a box of 1,500 ladybugs with no warning and told she needs to keep them alive for a week.

Reader she works at a jewelry company.

Me when Subway admitted their tuna isn’t 100% tuna: 🤷🏼‍♀️🥱

Me when they announce they’re switching from Coke to Pepsi: 🤢🙅🏼‍♀️

I knew instantly it was an Episcopalian bishop. I’m not personally religious but I am proud of the church I was raised in 🙌

I have watched my household fall ill with norovirus one by one. My wife is about to go, I feel fine but I know that in my heart that I am next. I am making my last meal, please keep us in your thoughts and prayers 😭

Since when does customs know your name just from scanning your face? They didn’t even glance at our passports. I no like that

This was actually really fun 10/10 silly holiday rom com

To mark "Trump will declare a national emergency for mass deportations" day: here is the initial spreadsheet of our crowd-sourced *local* immigration advocacy/support organizations.

Please share widely, put to good use, and keep letting me know about more organizations folks can connect with.

Me masking: I like Wicked a normal amount. The movie was good 😊

Me not masking: I think I know exactly which Glinda compilation Arianna studied to compose her version of Glinda because it was a medley of Ali Mauzey and Megan Hilty’s mannerisms much more than Kristen Chenowetch’s which is smart beca

Facebook is a wild place these days, my old boss is posting through his Chrystal meth addiction recovery 😳

My wife and I have gotten really into Wylde Flowers (it’s like stardew valley but you’re a witch) to deal with post-wedding/post-election depression, and I think that’s beautiful.

Lesbians be lesbianing 💞

Newsletter: Blame the tech industry for the rise of authoritarianism. Blame a news media handicapped by a deference to power and a fear of bias. Blame the fact that our digital lives are unchecked ecological disasters.
Something must change.
www.wheresyoured.at/lost-in-the-future/

We found and humanely caught/released 3 (THREE) mice in our basement yesterday!!! But im paranoid they’re actually baby rats 😅 I love living in nyc