This morning I dreamt of Luby’s Cafeteria having merch for purchase.
February 14, 2026 at 5:24 AM
This morning I dreamt of Luby’s Cafeteria having merch for purchase.
I moved from Houston in September and my old weed man is still texting me his latest deals. I don’t have the heart to tell him that I’ve moved.
February 14, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I moved from Houston in September and my old weed man is still texting me his latest deals. I don’t have the heart to tell him that I’ve moved.
Please tell me y’all are on the same side of TikTok as the Scar looking nigga that’s feeling himself too much
February 14, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Please tell me y’all are on the same side of TikTok as the Scar looking nigga that’s feeling himself too much
I love this sooo much. Train up a child… and so on and so forth
February 14, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I love this sooo much. Train up a child… and so on and so forth
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We used to be a proper people
In the good old twitter days we’d spam your mentions to help reduce your battery life. Lol
Phone on 32% and I still got 5 hours to go
February 13, 2026 at 12:32 PM
We used to be a proper people
It’s time to purchase a new wig and I’m torn between a Burmese curly and kinky straight textured unit.
homer simpson says oh i can t decide
ALT: homer simpson says oh i can t decide
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February 13, 2026 at 12:36 PM
It’s time to purchase a new wig and I’m torn between a Burmese curly and kinky straight textured unit.
I am the most asexual I have ever been in life.
February 13, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I am the most asexual I have ever been in life.
A job I applied to in November it’s just contacting me about an interview… Today.
a close up of a cartoon character 's face with purple eyes and a purple lip .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with purple eyes and a purple lip .
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February 13, 2026 at 2:28 AM
A job I applied to in November it’s just contacting me about an interview… Today.
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They definitely made that up! 😭🤣
Heard someone say “women treat their partner how their mother treated their father” and…. Wow
February 13, 2026 at 1:25 AM
They definitely made that up! 😭🤣
In my case, untrue. I was like my dad which was considerably worse. 💀
Heard someone say “women treat their partner how their mother treated their father” and…. Wow
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 AM
In my case, untrue. I was like my dad which was considerably worse. 💀
I want these for work. Are they ugly? Be honest.
February 13, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I want these for work. Are they ugly? Be honest.
Is Nuevayol the only palatable song about New York?
February 12, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Is Nuevayol the only palatable song about New York?
This man just cold called my email inbox with a selfie.
February 12, 2026 at 8:01 PM
This man just cold called my email inbox with a selfie.
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Someone please stuff him in a locker!!
This is more a Twitter thing i'm bringing here but my experience is that alot of women want a man that will finance them while they live their live and if you can't afford their bills then you're not a "real man"
February 9, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Someone please stuff him in a locker!!
I heard that the chef that killed himself by sticking his head in the deep fryer at Olive Garden was on PCP. That makes the story far less terrifying and way more believable.
February 8, 2026 at 4:33 AM
I heard that the chef that killed himself by sticking his head in the deep fryer at Olive Garden was on PCP. That makes the story far less terrifying and way more believable.
No because why am I crying because of DtMF?
February 8, 2026 at 3:34 AM
No because why am I crying because of DtMF?
Who’s selling Girl Scout cookies? 👀
February 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Who’s selling Girl Scout cookies? 👀
The yts on the clock app have made me aware of a “artist“ named Hobo Johnson and I hate everything about him and his music.
February 7, 2026 at 2:46 AM
The yts on the clock app have made me aware of a “artist“ named Hobo Johnson and I hate everything about him and his music.
I have been edging a panic attack since 3 PM Eastern.
February 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I have been edging a panic attack since 3 PM Eastern.
Someone I haven’t talked to since 2017 preemptively blocked me on this app in 2024. The beef, (whatever it may be), is real.
February 6, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Someone I haven’t talked to since 2017 preemptively blocked me on this app in 2024. The beef, (whatever it may be), is real.
I had two white chocolate mochas this morning. Both with double espresso. I took the remaining last sip about an hour ago before I cleaned my cup. I think all eight shots of espresso were in that sip.
February 6, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I had two white chocolate mochas this morning. Both with double espresso. I took the remaining last sip about an hour ago before I cleaned my cup. I think all eight shots of espresso were in that sip.
I got a really cute denim top from walmart yesterday. So cute it doesn't look like it came from walmart.
February 6, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I got a really cute denim top from walmart yesterday. So cute it doesn't look like it came from walmart.
Cute cups
February 6, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Cute cups
My sentiments all month. (And the other ones too)
February 6, 2026 at 12:46 AM
My sentiments all month. (And the other ones too)
You still can’t upload videos longer than a minute on here? Ew. Honestly.
February 6, 2026 at 12:36 AM
You still can’t upload videos longer than a minute on here? Ew. Honestly.