Retro Pals Chat Out of Context
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Retro Pals Chat Out of Context
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"Alex, please do not make the Toe Jester a recurring character"
"Frogger: A puzzle of Flesh"
January 17, 2026 at 2:59 PM
"most Jaguar games involve destroying polygons, because the system does not like having too many polygons"
January 15, 2026 at 1:55 PM
"<herzog>No, you must never play zis game</herzog>"
January 13, 2026 at 2:54 PM
"it's like limp bizkit had the secks with kyuss??"
January 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
"it's too bad nobody ever released a pinball table just called 'oiled up dudes'"
"Whoa, Nellie! Big Juicy Dicks"
January 8, 2026 at 3:12 PM
"pro gameplay? no. alex is talking. its prose gameplay"
January 6, 2026 at 3:01 PM
"Mario Madness is what you get when you feed Mario to other Marios. That's why UK exports of Mario were banned in the 80s."
January 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
<rescue_cat> Danny I am going insane
January 1, 2026 at 3:43 PM
"hear me out: a horse demolition derby"
December 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
"NFT apes don't tear your face off, they give you additional layers of face. More than is necessary or safe."
December 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"People who don't give me breast milk should be dragged out into the street and shot"
December 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"to be fair i run in and bite people every so often and people *love* me. chicken's got a skill issue"
December 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
"Jimmy Buffet's Margarita no Daibouken"
December 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"I love how those sexy furries' eyes twitch and slide around their face like jello on a plate"
December 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
"Turning Herr Man Cave into Herr Man's Grave"
December 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"Weeding...2"
December 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"What if your toilet underflows, and you end up with 255 toilets"
December 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"they enabled 2 fruit authentication"
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
"America's Final Home Video"
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
"Wine Aunt: Tournament Edition"
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
"The four directions: East, Mouth, Gwest, and Eorth"
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
"Ghost ho named Bimboo"
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
"Innit is just British for desu."
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
<rescue_cat> Real 90s comics boom vibe from this art
<rescue_cat> FRASIER
<rescue_cat> THAT IS FRASIER CRANE
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
"alex has the heart of a fucking champion and this game isn't rewarding it"
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM