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"Alex, please do not make the Toe Jester a recurring character"
"Frogger: A puzzle of Flesh"
January 17, 2026 at 2:59 PM
"Frogger: A puzzle of Flesh"
"most Jaguar games involve destroying polygons, because the system does not like having too many polygons"
January 15, 2026 at 1:55 PM
"most Jaguar games involve destroying polygons, because the system does not like having too many polygons"
"<herzog>No, you must never play zis game</herzog>"
January 13, 2026 at 2:54 PM
"<herzog>No, you must never play zis game</herzog>"
"it's like limp bizkit had the secks with kyuss??"
January 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
"it's like limp bizkit had the secks with kyuss??"
"it's too bad nobody ever released a pinball table just called 'oiled up dudes'"
"Whoa, Nellie! Big Juicy Dicks"
"Whoa, Nellie! Big Juicy Dicks"
January 8, 2026 at 3:12 PM
"it's too bad nobody ever released a pinball table just called 'oiled up dudes'"
"Whoa, Nellie! Big Juicy Dicks"
"Whoa, Nellie! Big Juicy Dicks"
"pro gameplay? no. alex is talking. its prose gameplay"
January 6, 2026 at 3:01 PM
"pro gameplay? no. alex is talking. its prose gameplay"
"Mario Madness is what you get when you feed Mario to other Marios. That's why UK exports of Mario were banned in the 80s."
January 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
"Mario Madness is what you get when you feed Mario to other Marios. That's why UK exports of Mario were banned in the 80s."
<rescue_cat> Danny I am going insane
January 1, 2026 at 3:43 PM
<rescue_cat> Danny I am going insane
"hear me out: a horse demolition derby"
December 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
"hear me out: a horse demolition derby"
"NFT apes don't tear your face off, they give you additional layers of face. More than is necessary or safe."
December 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"NFT apes don't tear your face off, they give you additional layers of face. More than is necessary or safe."
"People who don't give me breast milk should be dragged out into the street and shot"
December 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"People who don't give me breast milk should be dragged out into the street and shot"
"to be fair i run in and bite people every so often and people *love* me. chicken's got a skill issue"
December 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
"to be fair i run in and bite people every so often and people *love* me. chicken's got a skill issue"
"Jimmy Buffet's Margarita no Daibouken"
December 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"Jimmy Buffet's Margarita no Daibouken"
"I love how those sexy furries' eyes twitch and slide around their face like jello on a plate"
December 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
"I love how those sexy furries' eyes twitch and slide around their face like jello on a plate"
"Turning Herr Man Cave into Herr Man's Grave"
December 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"Turning Herr Man Cave into Herr Man's Grave"
"Weeding...2"
December 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"Weeding...2"
"What if your toilet underflows, and you end up with 255 toilets"
December 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"What if your toilet underflows, and you end up with 255 toilets"
"they enabled 2 fruit authentication"
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
"they enabled 2 fruit authentication"
"America's Final Home Video"
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
"America's Final Home Video"
"Wine Aunt: Tournament Edition"
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
"Wine Aunt: Tournament Edition"
"The four directions: East, Mouth, Gwest, and Eorth"
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
"The four directions: East, Mouth, Gwest, and Eorth"
"Ghost ho named Bimboo"
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
"Ghost ho named Bimboo"
"Innit is just British for desu."
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
"Innit is just British for desu."
<rescue_cat> Real 90s comics boom vibe from this art
<rescue_cat> FRASIER
<rescue_cat> THAT IS FRASIER CRANE
<rescue_cat> FRASIER
<rescue_cat> THAT IS FRASIER CRANE
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
<rescue_cat> Real 90s comics boom vibe from this art
<rescue_cat> FRASIER
<rescue_cat> THAT IS FRASIER CRANE
<rescue_cat> FRASIER
<rescue_cat> THAT IS FRASIER CRANE
"alex has the heart of a fucking champion and this game isn't rewarding it"
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
"alex has the heart of a fucking champion and this game isn't rewarding it"