Palmer Eldritch
@palm3reldritch.bsky.social
Hello, fellow attention-seeking bullshit-seeking bullshitters.
November 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
News Justin: Clickbait Reaches New Levels Of Sarcasm, Or Vice-Versa
November 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
News Justin: Clickbait Reaches New Levels Of Sarcasm, Or Vice-Versa
One for @actualnames.bsky.social , from the Wikipedia page listing UK MPs.
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
One for @actualnames.bsky.social , from the Wikipedia page listing UK MPs.
Not seen this quote before, but it sounds like something he would've said. @goonpod.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Not seen this quote before, but it sounds like something he would've said. @goonpod.bsky.social
News Justin: Desperate Tabloid Hack's Final Moments
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
News Justin: Desperate Tabloid Hack's Final Moments
Roses are red,
I'm paid for my thoughts...
I'm paid for my thoughts...
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Roses are red,
I'm paid for my thoughts...
I'm paid for my thoughts...
News Justin: UK Prepares For Decimation Of Journalism And Politics
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
News Justin: UK Prepares For Decimation Of Journalism And Politics
News Justin: I Was An Indirect Nazi, Guv And Who Hasn’t Been When They Were In Their Own Hitler Youth?
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 AM
News Justin: I Was An Indirect Nazi, Guv And Who Hasn’t Been When They Were In Their Own Hitler Youth?
News Justin: I Was An Accidental Nazi, Guv And Who Hasn’t Been When They Were In Their Own Hitler Youth?
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
News Justin: I Was An Accidental Nazi, Guv And Who Hasn’t Been When They Were In Their Own Hitler Youth?
They say nothing ever changes. Which is certainly true of the polyocracy
'Joker Hysterical Face,' Room to Live, 1982
#MESMonday #NewsOrFallSong
'Joker Hysterical Face,' Room to Live, 1982
#MESMonday #NewsOrFallSong
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
They say nothing ever changes. Which is certainly true of the polyocracy
'Joker Hysterical Face,' Room to Live, 1982
#MESMonday #NewsOrFallSong
'Joker Hysterical Face,' Room to Live, 1982
#MESMonday #NewsOrFallSong
Well done. A shame you couldn't do something about all the other small Russian boats.
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Well done. A shame you couldn't do something about all the other small Russian boats.
News Justin: Quelle Surprise
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 AM
News Justin: Quelle Surprise
News Justin: BBC Online Irony-meter Goes Down Again
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
News Justin: BBC Online Irony-meter Goes Down Again
Was not expecting @theguardian.com to start using Patrick Bateman's inner monologue as a lifestyle choice. But here we seem to be are.
November 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Was not expecting @theguardian.com to start using Patrick Bateman's inner monologue as a lifestyle choice. But here we seem to be are.
They couldn’t even put their glorious leader’s cue cards facing him.
November 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
They couldn’t even put their glorious leader’s cue cards facing him.
Joe was then good as gold and told of the rapists in the Spa Motel
'Who Makes the Nazis?' Hex Enduction Hour, 1982
#WedMESday #NewsOrFallSong
'Who Makes the Nazis?' Hex Enduction Hour, 1982
#WedMESday #NewsOrFallSong
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Joe was then good as gold and told of the rapists in the Spa Motel
'Who Makes the Nazis?' Hex Enduction Hour, 1982
#WedMESday #NewsOrFallSong
'Who Makes the Nazis?' Hex Enduction Hour, 1982
#WedMESday #NewsOrFallSong
Plus ça change.
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Plus ça change.
