Using a wireless air pump in public was his idea, I promise I wasn't the one who brought it up first! Featuring: @rcdiddles.bsky.social

Ok so, maybe I get some enjoyment out of being puffed up... But I should probably should have been more careful.

I think we overdid our friendly competition a little...
(Thank you for the collab @coowbawktoxi.bird.gay)

There was supposedly an opportunity for an "advertising" position at Balloon City, this is not what I was expecting. ...I think they forgot to turn off the pump!

I made a big mistake this Halloween.

With it being summer, I took a little vacation to the beach, and with me I brought a cooler full of this new soda I saw. It had some… interesting effects.

I did not expect my first semester to start off with a group of seniors filling me up with helium and tying my to a bench as a prank.