Fry the mash a little beforehand, to get rid of as much moisture as possible.

CNN

If your faith can be rocked by pink haired, crooning, cavorting Kung Fu cartoon characters, maybe it's your faith that should be re-examined.

USA - Cheeseburger-eating surrender monkeys.

I don't understand it. How did someone as media and optics savvy as Zohran Mamdani allow himself to be filmed, standing there like a submissive little butler, waiting on his master.

Russia’s worsening economic climate, growing budget deficit, bleak forecasts, and now selling off its gold reserves, all point to a Kremlin growing desperate. Suddenly we’re handed a 28-point ‘peace plan’ with neither Ukraine nor Europe included.

Coincidence?

It's time for European boots on the ground and planes in the air. Uncle Sam is too busy plunging blades into his own chest.

Time for European boots on the ground and European planes in the air. America is an untrustworthy ally, if even an ally at all.

Here's the thing, even when the Epstein files are released, no one will be satisfied. Democrats will think they've been sanitized, and MAGA will not accept the fact they're not bursting with Democrat names. And everyone will point the finger at the current admin. They're screwed, either way.

Badminton 3 times a week? I've been here five years and they only hung me the right way up yesterday

For previous presidents, "Quiet, piggy" would have been a career defining catastrophe. For Trump, it wasn't even the worst thing he said that day.

All that prose for "May I meet you?"

14 layers of wrapping paper and the gift is a fucking beige dinner tray.

Once or twice.