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@pajamazon.bsky.social
Neurospicy fae bardlock, lvl 45.

Jamie Wyman - Worldbuilder, game designer, editor, digital artist.

My body is a haunted house with fucked up wiring and ghosts in the attic.

Kindness is punk.
PUNCH NAZIS! FUCK AI!

https://linktr.ee/pajamazonwordworks
Me: Is the Neverending Story *dark* fantasy?

Him: *blinks* Jamie, what was the horse's name?

Me: *trauma* ARTAAAAAAX!

Him: The world is literally crumbling under the effects of entropy and disbelief. Do you think???

Me: *dies laughing*
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Finally got to painting this magnificent bastard.

Volt @dateeverythinggame.bsky.social Voiced by @jonahscott.bsky.social
Digital painting (Procreate)
Repost with credit only. Not for AI use.

#dateeverything #dateeverythingfanart #volt #breakerbox #fanart #digitalart #imadethis
November 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Soul acquired.

Calling this portrait of @alexanderward.bsky.social done.

Shot from @criticalrole.bsky.social C4 e2.

Digital painting (Procreate) made by my own fucked human hands. Repost only. Not for AI use. #fanart #criticalrolefanart #criticalroleC4 #digitalart
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Finally fired my neuro. Today she tried to gaslight me, berating me for coming in after 6 mos. rather than 3 when she is the one who said I was stable enough to do so.

"You've dismissed me for 18 mos. I lost a job because you couldn't listen."
"I'm sorry you feel that way"

Fuck off.
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The work to steal @alexanderward.bsky.social 's soul continues.

Render render render....
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Been stealing souls again.
I have really enjoyed used Sebastian Stan and Alex Ward as references for these studies.

The color portrait is a work in progress.
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
*dances like a 4 year old in her princess dress*

They're here. And the right prescription!

Hehehe I'm so happy.

PS. My silver hair kicks ass.
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Still so much to render, but I'm pretty ok with the progress thus far.

Portrait in progress of @alexanderward.bsky.social

As always, my sincere apologies to Alex and all other portrait subjects. I feel creepy staring at you and hyperfixating on eyelashes.

#criticalrolefanart
November 8, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Mor face/expression studies.

1. WIP @alexanderward.bsky.social (He has a such an expressive face. Perfect reference. No notes.)

2. Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes.

(As always apologies to Alex and Sebastian because yes, portraits still make me feel like a creeper.)
November 5, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Trick be thy treat and hallowed be thy 'Ween!
October 31, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Reason number 53,724,601 why not to trust AI summaries.

My name is Jamie Wyman and I am in fact a writer/author. That's true. The rest...? Though it makes me look way cooler than I am it is nothing but lies.

Don't. Use. AI.
October 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains
October 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The horrors persist but hey, my hair feels like silk and smells like amber.
October 30, 2025 at 5:21 AM
It's nice out.
October 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I'm working on a larger piece of The Breaker Box & you know I *must* add fun references and details. One such Easter egg is this distressed vintage-style poster of The Sassy Chap: purveyor of fine bubble pipes.

Remember. Discerning chaps choose a Sassy Chap.

#dateeverythingfanart #dateeverything
October 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
With everything going on with my mom, her surgery and related travel I forgot to post this eye/expression study I did of Sebastian Stan.
October 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
In the waiting room for Mom's surgery. I'm the only person masked (rocking a #criticalrole mask!) Like, come on. People have open bodies around here. Some folks have cancer. Why wouldn't you want to keep them safe??

Anyway... here's Wonderwall.
October 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I'm packing the last bits for my roadie to Mom's. I've got my clothes/toiletries, electronics, pillow and plushie, and food (both to share and my gluten-free stuff.) Plus purse and water jug.

You'd think I was trekking Everest.
October 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Today:
✅Laundry
✅Packing
✅Recycling.
✅Bank. In line 30 minutes listening to an entitled Boomer complain about the wait for 20 and mildly threaten me when I said, "come on, dude." (Like you're 30 yrs older than me. Change your fucking diaper.)
✅Mild panic attack
October 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Recently I realized my lack of skill w/facial expressions and 2D character art. Since August, I've been doing some sketch studies a few times per week, starting with eyes and brows.

I...I think I'm improving.

#4 is from yesterday. Not too shabby.

Reference is @jonahscott.bsky.social
October 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I got "flashy-thinged" yesterday. Pretty sure it triggered seizure clusters. Last night I was still showing signs of seizures so I popped my "rescue" med. Knocked me out. Except for a half hour or so, I slept hard from 1130pm til 9 this morning.

And now I need a nap.

It's 11am.

#epilepsy
October 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
And...?
October 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
CW cancer

So, my mom was doing the thing. The "other people have it worse. Surely I should save the resources for patients who really need it" thing. After reminding her, "Ma, you're still a cancer patient."

I sent her this next. Maybe some of you need to hear it too.

#chronicillness #spoonie
October 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Since January, I've completed 18 original art pieces. *blink* the fuck.

So, I'm bragging. These are a few of my faves.

🔮Taliesin Jaffe as Zoltar.
💡The Breaker Boys ( @dateeverything.bsky.social )
💀Bone Orchard Beats
🎪Mother Fakir (part of a series of circus banners)

(My WIP folder weeps.)
October 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM