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Charlie McCabe
@pairedfluorescent.bsky.social
Currently up to something...
"Elegant, bit mysterious, has the vibe of someone who could kill a man with one glance." - @harecomedy.bsky.social
December 11, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Seems to have gone a little bit Ken Russell
December 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Un-fucking-belivable message to receive
December 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My new profile pic
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Oh for fuckssake NO! 😭
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
On an overwhelming urge
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sometimes you stumble upon a cultural artifact and it makes you wonder if the universe you have found yourself in is the same one you went to sleep in the day before.

Which is another way of saying, what the fuck do you mean Frank Zappa starred in Miami Vice?
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Hehehehehe oh what a time to be alive!
November 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I discovered a bizarre answer to this today! Got advertised a new local lingerie brand what bizarrely had Bible verses all over everything. I thought that was odd until I realised sexy underwear is obviously acceptable in an extremist religious context if they're reclaiming it from the Trans Devils
November 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Does this count as a life update?
November 8, 2025 at 12:10 PM
My turn now.
Does this function as a public apology @danmckee.bsky.social ?
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
What happens when @danmckee.bsky.social and I are still taking at midnight
November 7, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Hey @watsoncomedian.bsky.social Just drove past this guy - want me to give him your number?
October 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Repost this with your significant other (not really - but I wish)
October 29, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Nah sorry, this is entirely unacceptable phrasing.
(Also, ow my ribs hurt from laughing now)
October 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Oh go on, I haven't got a clue.
October 24, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I know her! 😱
October 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
😎
October 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
DAMMIT! Zoe, please invite me 'round
September 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
September 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
September 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Snap!
...okay it's not carbonara but still
September 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
No, come on, that wasn't even 20 minutes before another complaint!
September 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I have a differing view on this.
August 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM