I have many people in my life that rely on Medicaid. For anyone that thinks that what is going on is just because we don't need any more "handouts," I hope you get cancer.

For obvious reasons, maybe Don Jr. should help with Colombian-American diplomatic relations. ❄️

I'm glad my job isn't really predicated on the whims of market fluctuations, because hunny shit bout to get 'spensive.

I challenge everyone that thinks that President Musk wasn't really doing a Nazi salute to take a video and do exactly what he did. Please post it. I'd love to show your employer.

President Musk didn't make a mistake.

People pissed off about Fauci's pardon but celebrating that J6rs pardon aren't serious or intelligent people. Let them have their excitement for now while the fruits of them being conned to filth come to fruition.

The fact that I was so winded after four runs on greens at Wintergreen is a huge wake up call to get my ass into shape.

The second Trump was inaugurated, my lift ticket fell off my jacket. His fault.

When someone tells you you're irreplaceable, do not believe them. Protect your heart.

The worst president we've had in the history of our country is about to take office again. But don't worry -- sloppy seconds are always better.

I believe in myself more than I ever have in my life. Come what may, I know I'm strong and resilient and I'll still be standing. Will you?

The homoeroticism embraced by the MAGA movement needs its own nifty section.

Good afternoon, internet. My name is Patrick, and I'm America's next social media super star.