Paddy Crumlish
@paddycrum.bsky.social
Reader, film and music fan, would-be author
*sighs deeply* I miss Luis Diaz
November 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
*sighs deeply* I miss Luis Diaz
Shut up dude.
Trump: "I had it going very well in my first term, but we were interrupted by a rigged election."
October 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Shut up dude.
conormatchreport.substack.com/p/why-do-we-... Entertaining piece, as always, from my nephew. Share please! @sport.theguardian.com @theguardian.com
Why do we walk to the pub for the football?
Experiencing the magic of the biased pub, and its role in uniting communities through swearing at people who can't hear you
conormatchreport.substack.com
October 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
conormatchreport.substack.com/p/why-do-we-... Entertaining piece, as always, from my nephew. Share please! @sport.theguardian.com @theguardian.com
Insane
Q: Are you concerned about the delays at airports?
TRUMP: Oh sure. They're all Democrats delays. There are delays at the airport. That's standard ... I look at people with very low IQs like Crockett, this woman Crockett. I've never met her but she's a low IQ individual
TRUMP: Oh sure. They're all Democrats delays. There are delays at the airport. That's standard ... I look at people with very low IQs like Crockett, this woman Crockett. I've never met her but she's a low IQ individual
October 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Insane
That's... not an answer?
FOX NEWS: What about people who are not on Medicaid, they're on the ACA or worried they're going to lose their employer-sponsored health insurance?
MIKE JOHNSON: The answer is not to grow government and further subsidize insurance companies
MIKE JOHNSON: The answer is not to grow government and further subsidize insurance companies
October 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
That's... not an answer?
For a movie that’s 35 years old, Dick Tracy’s make up & prosthetic artists did a fantastic job on the outlandish Dick Tracy villains that still holds up.
October 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This year's reading pile for Halloween
October 1, 2025 at 10:45 AM
This year's reading pile for Halloween
'Mom, grandpa's telling the 'tariff shelf 'story again!'
Trump to generals: "The other day, $31 billion that they found. 'Sir, we found $31 billion and we're not sure from where it came.' A financial guy. I said, 'Well, what does that mean?' He said, 'We don't know where it came.' I said, 'Check the tariff shelf.'"
September 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
'Mom, grandpa's telling the 'tariff shelf 'story again!'
youtu.be/fHRP6gadDQ4?... RIP Claudia Cardinale
Once upon a time in the west, Harmonica say goodbye
YouTube video by g4007
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September 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
youtu.be/fHRP6gadDQ4?... RIP Claudia Cardinale
Why didn't at least one member of the assembly shout out 'You suck!'
He has to the most uncouth man alive. And so uncharismatic. How does he have the GOP under his spell?
He has to the most uncouth man alive. And so uncharismatic. How does he have the GOP under his spell?
Trump to the UN: "I'm really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell."
September 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Why didn't at least one member of the assembly shout out 'You suck!'
He has to the most uncouth man alive. And so uncharismatic. How does he have the GOP under his spell?
He has to the most uncouth man alive. And so uncharismatic. How does he have the GOP under his spell?
Gah, this is not easy.
1: IT
2: Salem's Lot
3: Wizard and Glass
Honourable mentions: The Stand, Wolves of the Calla, 11/22/63, Revival, Misery
1: IT
2: Salem's Lot
3: Wizard and Glass
Honourable mentions: The Stand, Wolves of the Calla, 11/22/63, Revival, Misery
In honor of Stephen King's birthday, what are your top 3 favorite NOVELs (movies is in another post).
1. Dark Tower series
2. The Talisman
3. The Girl Who Love Tom Gordon
1. Dark Tower series
2. The Talisman
3. The Girl Who Love Tom Gordon
September 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Gah, this is not easy.
1: IT
2: Salem's Lot
3: Wizard and Glass
Honourable mentions: The Stand, Wolves of the Calla, 11/22/63, Revival, Misery
1: IT
2: Salem's Lot
3: Wizard and Glass
Honourable mentions: The Stand, Wolves of the Calla, 11/22/63, Revival, Misery
@rufustsuperfly.bsky.social Honestly, I think this tweet sums up the whole MAGA/media response magnificently
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
@rufustsuperfly.bsky.social Honestly, I think this tweet sums up the whole MAGA/media response magnificently
Love this so much. Have a framed print in my living room. It brings me peace.
September 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Love this so much. Have a framed print in my living room. It brings me peace.
@rufustsuperfly.bsky.social again, not a Paul Verhoeven film
Trump has declared war on Chicago and now his secret police are running racist ads in Edgewater.
Let’s be clear: ICE isn’t welcome here. Trump isn’t welcome here. And they’re certainly not going to recruit their goons from here.
Let’s be clear: ICE isn’t welcome here. Trump isn’t welcome here. And they’re certainly not going to recruit their goons from here.
September 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
@rufustsuperfly.bsky.social again, not a Paul Verhoeven film
So numbers are woke now
CNN: When the jobs report comes out, are you going to believe the numbers?
REP. RANDY FINE: Um, I'm going to look at the numbers. Look, the people who put these numbers together are human & fallible and make mistakes
C: It wasn't that they make mistakes
F: Numbers always tend to benefit the left
REP. RANDY FINE: Um, I'm going to look at the numbers. Look, the people who put these numbers together are human & fallible and make mistakes
C: It wasn't that they make mistakes
F: Numbers always tend to benefit the left
September 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
So numbers are woke now
FOX: President Trump has issued an executive order that all his acolytes must castrate themselves. Do you support that?
ZELDIN: (produces garden shears) LET'S GO
ZELDIN: (produces garden shears) LET'S GO
FOX: Are you for any green energy personally?
ZELDIN: Uh, well, I am for whatever President Trump is advocating for.
ZELDIN: Uh, well, I am for whatever President Trump is advocating for.
September 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
FOX: President Trump has issued an executive order that all his acolytes must castrate themselves. Do you support that?
ZELDIN: (produces garden shears) LET'S GO
ZELDIN: (produces garden shears) LET'S GO
So this will be out before The Batman Part II
September 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
So this will be out before The Batman Part II
Not a crime to be homeless, you soulless goon.
Sean Duffy on Union Station: "We're gonna take it back and we're gonna drive out the homelessness, drive out the crime."
August 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Not a crime to be homeless, you soulless goon.
Total agreement. What a bunch of losers.
There is no sadder, more pathetic group of people than Trump’s second Cabinet.
Lutnick: "The Department of Commerce is going to start issuing its statistics on the blockchain, because you are the crypto president."
August 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Total agreement. What a bunch of losers.
In general I am not fond of how music is everywhere in the Public sphere. Barely a shop that doesn't play something in the background. Let us have silence.
One of my most old grouch opinions is that no one should be playing ANY music at the beach, one of the only reasons I go is so I can listen to some calming wave noises, why would you want to hear anything else
August 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
In general I am not fond of how music is everywhere in the Public sphere. Barely a shop that doesn't play something in the background. Let us have silence.
Biden invaded Ukraine? Good God stop the presses!
JD Vance on Putin's invasion of Ukraine: "I think this is Joe Biden's war."
August 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Biden invaded Ukraine? Good God stop the presses!
Disrespectful to PUTIN? Can't hurt poor little Vlads feelings now can we
FOX: What was the reaction among European leaders when you decided to call Putin during your meeting?
TRUMP: I didn't do it in front of them. I thought that would be disrespectful to President Putin.
TRUMP: I didn't do it in front of them. I thought that would be disrespectful to President Putin.
August 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Disrespectful to PUTIN? Can't hurt poor little Vlads feelings now can we