My mother effing theater’s imax malfunctioned this morning. I had tickets for tonight and now I won’t be able to see it unless they have another engagement run. I can’t express how angry and disappointed I am. 🤬🤬

A fondue pot, some deviled eggs, and a jello salad served on a single leaf of iceberg lettuce.
Oh, and some cans of Tab.

I love this song. It’s so great.

He wishes it was a brown or transgender person so it could fit nicely into his narrative.
Nope, Spencey, it was a homegrown white kid from southern Utah.

Return with honor

Hold to the rod

Praise to the man

Blocked and unfollowed. Thanks for the heads up.

Wow, that was so hard to read. Horrible AI article that had nonsensical sentences and misquotes everywhere.

That blue on the Rose Bowl sign is weirding me out. You all look great though!

Should’ve tackled those damn hemorrhoids. They’re a pain in the ass.

Sounds exactly like the American healthcare system. Except for the cupcakes. I want my cupcake.

Measure twice, cut once, I always say.

I love the Hot Fuss murder trilogy.

My gato is in the same place with me right now.