I was taught in grade school that anytime you could use an emdash or a semicolon, you could almost always just start a new sentence instead.

He did attempt to unionize wrestlers but hulk hogan snitched

Pap smear

Churchill downs

Yeah

Ron Paul

Winston Churchill downs

Thank you. This means a lot. I took time away this evening and just hung out with my cat and wife. It was not bad.

Finally, it's wrong AS A MATTER OF ETIQUETTE. Entering a total stranger's discussion and leading with your private anxiety is as off-putting in social media replies as it would be in real life. If you wouldn't interrupt a stranger at a party to announce that America is doomed, don't do it here.

Still seared like a permanent scar into the back of my brain. 8 year old me will never recover.

books not going to ship themselves. Glad you're on the mend.

Linux runs well on old computers at least

I assume you're feeling better?

More like 4 more years, right folks? *attempts to walk off stage, falls off of it instead*

Dickens? An optimist?