SITREP takes on an entirely new meaning.
October 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
SITREP takes on an entirely new meaning.
Scientists were so busy wondering if they could genetically engineer a Yoshi to digest power up mushrooms, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
October 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Scientists were so busy wondering if they could genetically engineer a Yoshi to digest power up mushrooms, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
It seems he’s hooked on more than phonics.
September 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
It seems he’s hooked on more than phonics.
I heard they really liked the pitch for “TGIF: Thank Goodness It’s Fascism”
September 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I heard they really liked the pitch for “TGIF: Thank Goodness It’s Fascism”
Well, RFK did say that the Heimlich causes low sperm count and autism.
September 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Well, RFK did say that the Heimlich causes low sperm count and autism.
He says he can count the sperm the same way he counts mitochondria… just by watching.
September 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
He says he can count the sperm the same way he counts mitochondria… just by watching.
Hey, look, that house comes with a free dumpster!
August 31, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Hey, look, that house comes with a free dumpster!
There will be a river of urine the likes of which has never been witnessed…
Though, I hear tell that the person in question likes the golden showers, so I’m thinking the largest Cleveland steamer ever might be more apt.
Though, I hear tell that the person in question likes the golden showers, so I’m thinking the largest Cleveland steamer ever might be more apt.
August 31, 2025 at 6:23 AM
There will be a river of urine the likes of which has never been witnessed…
Though, I hear tell that the person in question likes the golden showers, so I’m thinking the largest Cleveland steamer ever might be more apt.
Though, I hear tell that the person in question likes the golden showers, so I’m thinking the largest Cleveland steamer ever might be more apt.
We’re hangin in there, hope you’re doing well too!
August 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
We’re hangin in there, hope you’re doing well too!
Well, that’s because you have to be a dick to have a pubic hair signature.
July 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Well, that’s because you have to be a dick to have a pubic hair signature.
Fascists apparently only bring wieners to cookouts at the park.
July 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Fascists apparently only bring wieners to cookouts at the park.
Hmm, I’d have to think about that. But I imagine there would be a way. 😅
June 24, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Hmm, I’d have to think about that. But I imagine there would be a way. 😅
Clowns always be clowning
June 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Clowns always be clowning
Wait… this wasn’t that “x-money” thing he announced today?
June 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Wait… this wasn’t that “x-money” thing he announced today?
Watch out, he’s a reachin for his letter-writing pen!
June 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Watch out, he’s a reachin for his letter-writing pen!
Army men on the moon? Does he think we’re protesting up there too?
June 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Army men on the moon? Does he think we’re protesting up there too?
Uh oh, you know it’s going down now. He’s taking his strongly-worded
-letter pen out of his pocket.
-letter pen out of his pocket.
June 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Uh oh, you know it’s going down now. He’s taking his strongly-worded
-letter pen out of his pocket.
-letter pen out of his pocket.
I read somewhere that the most prevalent degenerative spine disorder is greed.
June 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I read somewhere that the most prevalent degenerative spine disorder is greed.