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@yumekotan.bsky.social HAPPY SUPERBOWL DAY 🏈

HOPE YOU'RE CELEBRATING YOUR BIRTHDAY LIKE A RED BLOODED AMERICAN!!! 🦅🇺🇸
February 8, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Picking up some food from a new Chinese place in town. They had some milk tea drinks on the menu so I asked if they had tapioca/boba to go with it. The cashier said no, they're "unhealthy".

Bro I'm buying fried chicken cutlets and sugar water. Does it look like I'm prioritizing my health here? 😭
February 7, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Even with a CS degree, networking feels like some fucking mystical dark arts magic. Like this shit makes absolutely no sense to me.

I spent 2 hours trying to get my printer working last night after relocating our router. Couldn't figure it out. Gave up. Woke up today and the page I requested...
February 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Markiplier has to have the most insecure fanbase on the planet. Like I've never seen such a bunch of self-righteous babies sticking their neck out for this man when no one has even said one negative thing about him as a person.

His movie Iron Lung was released this weekend and it's been polarizing.
February 2, 2026 at 10:27 AM
It's 2026 and we still have people using Discord for longterm image hosting.

Every time I come across a dead CDN link left in a comment on reddit I want to DM that person and tell them theyre a fucking idiot.

It would have to be your 1st day on the internet to not realize attachments are temporary
January 28, 2026 at 10:42 AM
John Oliver really picked an inopportune time to go off-air for like 3 months.

By the time Last Week Tonight starts back up again, he may have missed like a dozen ICE shootings.
January 25, 2026 at 11:47 AM
I absolutely love going through these 1-4 year old reddit posts on the /r/28dayslater subreddit where people accurately predicted what would happen in 28 Years Later, yet all the replies called them wrong at the time.

I know I'M not being the one vindicated, but I'm necroing threads just for them.
January 18, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Damn, Stavros is just like me fr...

Ozempic bros.

I've totally done that before... ordering two things on DoorDash at the same time and freaking out when the drivers are about to awkwardly cross paths right outside my front door.
January 17, 2026 at 11:40 AM
So my dad's latest dementia quirk is he keeps reordering shit we already have.

Like hes pretty comfortable with ordering shit off Amazon. And theres a specific k-cup coffee brand that he likes.

He just ordered a whole new box of them when we already have 2 unopened boxes of that exact coffee alrdy
January 15, 2026 at 12:42 AM
This is the worst. Verizon is down across the nation, so my mobile data is offline.

So now I have to fully rely on my dogshit 5G home Internet, WHICH IS ALSO CURRENTLY DOWN.

Can't fucking escape awful Internet service.
January 14, 2026 at 8:15 PM
why is my niece sending me 9/11 memes at 11pm at night.

the brainrot will consume us all. bro you weren't even alive for this. you're not allowed to find this funny ><
January 11, 2026 at 2:02 PM
sux seeing my favorite boba place get so popular that now I have to order 40 mins ahead just for my drinks to be ready when I get there 😠
January 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
i know people saying "they grow up so fast" is so overused... but man...

i had saved the recording of Emma cutting her birthday cake last weekend and i transferred it from my phone into the my grand old folder of family pics on my computer.

and i have a folder for Emma's birthday sorted by ages...
January 3, 2026 at 8:30 AM
there should be a rule against gifting items u need to assemble yourself.

my mom bought me a bidet for xmas. and i appreciate the gesture. but we already have 2 bidets in the house and i specifically didnt want one for my bathroom.

the last bidet I installed took 3hrs. i dont want to do this again
December 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Scrolling through Facebook. Some holiday photos pop up in my feed from some old middle school friends. A couple of them have gray hair now...

I mean, I have a couple individual strands on my head and my beard is starting to gray at the front too. But their roots are full gray now...

Feelsoldman.
December 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Soooo looking forward to crashing in my own bed tonight.

Finally back home, after the longest 3 day roadtrip ever.

I try not to take these family trips for granted. Since I know some others aren't fortunate to have their parents around to travel with. But man, traveling with my parents is like...
December 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
never been a huge lemon fan, but lately i've been on a lemon bakery kick.

i had some lemon sugar cookies from this Crumbl-style store a few months ago and i swear it rewired my brain to love lemon now. just ate a lemon poppyseed muffin from Dutch Bros. ive been sleeping on lemon. this shit is gas.
December 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Cutting off restocks for free hotel breakfast by 830am should be a criminal offense.

Like I cut my sleep short for this. Skipped my morning poo. Got there a whole 45 mins early, and there's no food left. Absolutely criminal.
December 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Couple years ago I had chronic acid reflux. It would last for weeks. And it made eating spicy foods not worth the inevitable backlash my body would give.

Welp. I dunno what changed or fixed it, but I havent had reflux at all this year (knock on wood) and I can confirm, spicy food is life-affirming.
December 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
i love it when i can't tell if my chinese takeout tastes smokey because the food was roasted on an open flame or if the chefs were smoking cigs in the kitchen.
December 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Was trying to get a refund at this shop and the worker said he could only help me if a manager was present. So like I basically ate a $12 loss.

When did it become so common for businesses to run without managers? Like wtf. At every job I've had, there's always been 1+ manager on staff at all hours.
December 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Feel like they need to come up with a better nickname for flute guy.

Dude was playing on a PVC pipe and rosary necklace this year. I swear he's just inventing new instruments just to be a fucking hipster ><
December 14, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Went outside for a few mins. Came back drenched in sweat. Florida moment.

I thought it was Winter. Wtf is this 83 degree bullshit.
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Looking at my Letterboxd for 2025...

Gonna be honest, this year was kind of poo for movies. Like I saw some entertaining films, but none that I would outright call classics. No 5 star ratings for 2025 yet...

Avatar 3 comes out in 2 weeks... My expectations are not high. I'm hoping to be whelmed...
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Brother brought his new gf to meet our family for dinner and somehow the topic of our sibling relationship during highschool came up. And my mom mentioned how my brother was psychologically abusive to me during HS. We would carpool to the same school but then he wouldn't let me drive home with him.
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 AM