CCCPikachu
@pabstbluerussell.bsky.social
From the ashes we rise again....
Apparently the GRAMMYS are an awards show about MUSIC and not a program to honour grandmas across the nation.
January 29, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Apparently the GRAMMYS are an awards show about MUSIC and not a program to honour grandmas across the nation.
TECH STARTUP CALLED GOBBLR, ITS AN APP WHERE IT MESSAGES ME AND I COME TO YOUR OFFICE AND EAT YOUR LUNCH
January 29, 2026 at 7:09 PM
TECH STARTUP CALLED GOBBLR, ITS AN APP WHERE IT MESSAGES ME AND I COME TO YOUR OFFICE AND EAT YOUR LUNCH
This is a message to all my haters: I found the fucking shirt. 🖕
January 29, 2026 at 1:58 AM
This is a message to all my haters: I found the fucking shirt. 🖕
My balls are doing reps. I have six pack balls.
January 28, 2026 at 9:05 PM
My balls are doing reps. I have six pack balls.
Penn Station, what about PE-NIS??
January 28, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Penn Station, what about PE-NIS??
BZZZT. NOPE. WRONG. STILL LAME
January 26, 2026 at 11:08 PM
BZZZT. NOPE. WRONG. STILL LAME
FINALLY, somebody the politicians will actually listen to
January 26, 2026 at 8:09 PM
FINALLY, somebody the politicians will actually listen to
At this company we live our values OUT Loud. We C.R.U.S.H our goals!
C: Crazy ass work ethic
R: Reading books
U: Understanding our markets
S: Sucking the customer’s dick
H: Holding down the customer while it happens
C: Crazy ass work ethic
R: Reading books
U: Understanding our markets
S: Sucking the customer’s dick
H: Holding down the customer while it happens
January 26, 2026 at 6:25 PM
At this company we live our values OUT Loud. We C.R.U.S.H our goals!
C: Crazy ass work ethic
R: Reading books
U: Understanding our markets
S: Sucking the customer’s dick
H: Holding down the customer while it happens
C: Crazy ass work ethic
R: Reading books
U: Understanding our markets
S: Sucking the customer’s dick
H: Holding down the customer while it happens
This what happens after a wild night of blackout drinking at the sacred temple
January 23, 2026 at 9:14 PM
This what happens after a wild night of blackout drinking at the sacred temple
Went to the Piss Store but they were ALL OUT (I drank it day before and they hadn't restocked yet)
January 20, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Went to the Piss Store but they were ALL OUT (I drank it day before and they hadn't restocked yet)
The whole crew got pinched. Unbelievable. They got Jimmy (jim) Jimmyson, Franky Corndogs, Easy Peasy Japanesy Mike, Anti-Vax Steve, Diabetes-having John, Virgil 'Tub o' Mayonaise' Keller, Kenny Umbrellas, Big Trans-Bathroom Bill, The Fresh Prince of Donair, Hentai Harold and Richard 'Bamboo Penis'
January 19, 2026 at 5:53 PM
The whole crew got pinched. Unbelievable. They got Jimmy (jim) Jimmyson, Franky Corndogs, Easy Peasy Japanesy Mike, Anti-Vax Steve, Diabetes-having John, Virgil 'Tub o' Mayonaise' Keller, Kenny Umbrellas, Big Trans-Bathroom Bill, The Fresh Prince of Donair, Hentai Harold and Richard 'Bamboo Penis'
BREAKING: Everyone in ICE's elite Puppy Killing Unit (K-9 Widow Maker) has just been awarded the Medal of Honor
January 19, 2026 at 5:22 PM
BREAKING: Everyone in ICE's elite Puppy Killing Unit (K-9 Widow Maker) has just been awarded the Medal of Honor
Podcasting is like taking a shit. I understand you have to do it, I just dont want to hear it or see it ever
The Golden Globes will recognize podcasting for the first time on Sunday, a sign of the industry’s increasing status in Hollywood.
With the Golden Globes, Podcasts Are Ready for Their Close-Up
The annual awards show will anoint a best podcast for the first time this year, a sign of the industry’s increasing status in Hollywood.
nyti.ms
January 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Podcasting is like taking a shit. I understand you have to do it, I just dont want to hear it or see it ever
Whats that gay hockey show where they suck each other off. The mighty ducks?
January 11, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Whats that gay hockey show where they suck each other off. The mighty ducks?
Where have all our Lil' Stinkers gone????? Rascals kicking cans, shooting hobos with slingshots, stealing hot pies from window sills????
January 9, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Where have all our Lil' Stinkers gone????? Rascals kicking cans, shooting hobos with slingshots, stealing hot pies from window sills????
Thats a nice little penis you got there. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it
January 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Thats a nice little penis you got there. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it
If "rocking a fat piss" is against the law then fucking LOCK ME UP
January 9, 2026 at 5:59 AM
If "rocking a fat piss" is against the law then fucking LOCK ME UP
Imagine being in the room when someone raised their hand and said "what if we stuffed the Oreos. AGAIN."
January 8, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Imagine being in the room when someone raised their hand and said "what if we stuffed the Oreos. AGAIN."
Voting 🤝 Farting
January 6, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Voting 🤝 Farting
Christmas over, but who else still donning they gay apparel in January???
January 5, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Christmas over, but who else still donning they gay apparel in January???
RESPECT THE THE ORIGINAL HATER
December 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
RESPECT THE THE ORIGINAL HATER
which one of the octopuses legs is its dick???
December 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
which one of the octopuses legs is its dick???
Damn snoopy bout to spank me 🫣
December 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Damn snoopy bout to spank me 🫣