CCCPikachu
pabstbluerussell.bsky.social
CCCPikachu
@pabstbluerussell.bsky.social
From the ashes we rise again....
Apparently the GRAMMYS are an awards show about MUSIC and not a program to honour grandmas across the nation.
January 29, 2026 at 7:14 PM
TECH STARTUP CALLED GOBBLR, ITS AN APP WHERE IT MESSAGES ME AND I COME TO YOUR OFFICE AND EAT YOUR LUNCH
January 29, 2026 at 7:09 PM
This is a message to all my haters: I found the fucking shirt. 🖕
January 29, 2026 at 1:58 AM
My balls are doing reps. I have six pack balls.
January 28, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Penn Station, what about PE-NIS??
January 28, 2026 at 8:50 PM
BZZZT. NOPE. WRONG. STILL LAME
January 26, 2026 at 11:08 PM
FINALLY, somebody the politicians will actually listen to
January 26, 2026 at 8:09 PM
At this company we live our values OUT Loud. We C.R.U.S.H our goals!

C: Crazy ass work ethic
R: Reading books
U: Understanding our markets
S: Sucking the customer’s dick
H: Holding down the customer while it happens
January 26, 2026 at 6:25 PM
This what happens after a wild night of blackout drinking at the sacred temple
January 23, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Went to the Piss Store but they were ALL OUT (I drank it day before and they hadn't restocked yet)
January 20, 2026 at 12:49 AM
The whole crew got pinched. Unbelievable. They got Jimmy (jim) Jimmyson, Franky Corndogs, Easy Peasy Japanesy Mike, Anti-Vax Steve, Diabetes-having John, Virgil 'Tub o' Mayonaise' Keller, Kenny Umbrellas, Big Trans-Bathroom Bill, The Fresh Prince of Donair, Hentai Harold and Richard 'Bamboo Penis'
January 19, 2026 at 5:53 PM
January 19, 2026 at 5:40 PM
BREAKING: Everyone in ICE's elite Puppy Killing Unit (K-9 Widow Maker) has just been awarded the Medal of Honor
January 19, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Podcasting is like taking a shit. I understand you have to do it, I just dont want to hear it or see it ever
January 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Whats that gay hockey show where they suck each other off. The mighty ducks?
January 11, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Where have all our Lil' Stinkers gone????? Rascals kicking cans, shooting hobos with slingshots, stealing hot pies from window sills????
January 9, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Thats a nice little penis you got there. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it
January 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
If "rocking a fat piss" is against the law then fucking LOCK ME UP
January 9, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Imagine being in the room when someone raised their hand and said "what if we stuffed the Oreos. AGAIN."
January 8, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Voting 🤝 Farting
January 6, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Christmas over, but who else still donning they gay apparel in January???
January 5, 2026 at 9:16 PM
January 2, 2026 at 7:05 PM
RESPECT THE THE ORIGINAL HATER
December 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
which one of the octopuses legs is its dick???
December 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Damn snoopy bout to spank me 🫣
December 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM