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Ozymomdias
@ozymomdias.bsky.social
Long time odd duck, mom of many, AuDHD, homeschool alumni, in Alaska, “like one of those people who is SERIOUS about church” PCA
1. I actually wasn’t worried about the baby, I just didn’t like sweet potatoes.
2. By coincidence, this was said sibling’s birthday and today is the 30-somethingth anniversary of the Great Thanksgiving Blood Bath. HBD, A
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
????? Okay I have so many questions but firstly why did no one EAT the spaghetti?
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It’s already too late, good luck with your New Year’s Turkey
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Dammit Lindsay now we have to be enemies
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Or make two interstitial movies called “Wicked: Two Witches” and “Wicked: Throuple Trouble”
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Brb gotta pull out my Napster mix cd from 2003 with Iris & Slide on it
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Thanks for the tip, now I know what podcast will be fueling my pre-Thanksgiving rage clean today
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Michael is a PK, he ought to know better
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Questionable due to looking sickening
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I love this movie! Quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen.
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I like you 🫶
November 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
If it is a Holmes reference it’s misapplied. It seems more like it reads “has not come forward to say anything yet”
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Honestly I would let him into the bathroom for #2 before a selfie
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Absolutely bringing this up the next time they try to be superior about the metric system
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Guilty of lookin like a snack (crudité) apparently
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM