Dean Thorn
@ozempicandy.bsky.social
Engages with nothing, understands nothing, and thinks misrepresentation is a good argument.
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they trapped me in a monolith they call an "office". that's fine, they let me poop in one of the rooms
March 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
they trapped me in a monolith they call an "office". that's fine, they let me poop in one of the rooms
oversharing used vehicle salesman: you want to know how i got these cars
September 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
oversharing used vehicle salesman: you want to know how i got these cars
the modern attractive masculine traits are what they have been for eons: sub 6 minute mile time, having no thoughts at all
August 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
the modern attractive masculine traits are what they have been for eons: sub 6 minute mile time, having no thoughts at all
day 2786 of trying to convince my coworkers that The Last Jedi is actually good. starting to lose hope
August 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
day 2786 of trying to convince my coworkers that The Last Jedi is actually good. starting to lose hope
Going to the No Kings protest was actually super f-king annoying cause every five minutes of protesting I got a notification from the bank saying "George Soros has deposited $0.20 into your account." Just turned on do not disturb after a while.
June 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Going to the No Kings protest was actually super f-king annoying cause every five minutes of protesting I got a notification from the bank saying "George Soros has deposited $0.20 into your account." Just turned on do not disturb after a while.
verify me! verify my disgusting little ass!
April 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
verify me! verify my disgusting little ass!
i don't really follow sports but every once in a while i'll search "is [famous athlete] playing well"
April 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
i don't really follow sports but every once in a while i'll search "is [famous athlete] playing well"
Sure, it sucks that Trump just said he's gonna blow up the moon, but look on the bright side:
March 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Sure, it sucks that Trump just said he's gonna blow up the moon, but look on the bright side:
looked at someone's desk setup on here and it was so immersive that i astral projected myself into their space for a few moments. it's amazing what a cup of coffee will do.
March 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
looked at someone's desk setup on here and it was so immersive that i astral projected myself into their space for a few moments. it's amazing what a cup of coffee will do.
*20 pencils in my mouth* pencils are cool
March 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
*20 pencils in my mouth* pencils are cool
you ever notice how electric boogaloo always rhymes with 2
March 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
you ever notice how electric boogaloo always rhymes with 2
stream of consciouspiss
March 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
stream of consciouspiss
(some of it is pretty gross, including an icky bug that enters the hero's body through his belly button)
March 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
(some of it is pretty gross, including an icky bug that enters the hero's body through his belly button)
no more worldbuilding. it should be banned in all 50 states please mr trump
March 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
no more worldbuilding. it should be banned in all 50 states please mr trump
the people are turning on Severance. so they can watch it!
March 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
the people are turning on Severance. so they can watch it!
every time a podcast intro plays, a sponsor gets its read
March 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
every time a podcast intro plays, a sponsor gets its read
they trapped me in a monolith they call an "office". that's fine, they let me poop in one of the rooms
March 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
they trapped me in a monolith they call an "office". that's fine, they let me poop in one of the rooms
oh, is a government happening. why does it smell like metal in my nose
March 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
oh, is a government happening. why does it smell like metal in my nose
I only watch 2 movies a year so trust me when I say that this movie for babies is a must watch
March 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I only watch 2 movies a year so trust me when I say that this movie for babies is a must watch
I think the tariffs are good. We can finally bolster our domestic manufacturing of fentanyl
March 4, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I think the tariffs are good. We can finally bolster our domestic manufacturing of fentanyl
i hate humans and im gonna use my kung fu to beat em up
March 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
i hate humans and im gonna use my kung fu to beat em up
It's so fucked up that Civil War came out last year. That movie has to be from 2022.
March 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It's so fucked up that Civil War came out last year. That movie has to be from 2022.
In a just world, a guy in a beaver costume would've been up on that stage tonight
March 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
In a just world, a guy in a beaver costume would've been up on that stage tonight
"i heard he has seen every movie that was nominated but he doesn't know when the ceremony starts"
"wow, that's so hot"
"wow, that's so hot"
March 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
"i heard he has seen every movie that was nominated but he doesn't know when the ceremony starts"
"wow, that's so hot"
"wow, that's so hot"