I love being alive while oyaji Leon is on the horizon

Ironically, my nukes have given you a canvas to rebuild humanity through the power of optimism and glitter, trapping me forever in a schlocky after school special of my own making. I'm forced to admit that the narrative irony is exceptional

Beaks live in the snout category, initializing orbital super-nukes

Lmao rude! Yeah that seems to be the other side of the coin from what I've seen, either it's a glorified parrot or it ignores directive and rolls over to do nothing

I distinctly remember saying "okay, well, I like dragons". The response was to spit out a scene about turning into a dragon, in itself just a bullet point list of dragon traits disguised as a paragraph of groanworthy purple prose, at which point I realized this is a tool for people without standards

What's Ayrens' least favorite food? Is there anything he's allergic to?

The collar going on while he's still fighting to stay on two legs, my beloved

Fine, ONE reasonable request. He has to chase Santa out so I can have those cookies though

Big boy for big number! Eggnog is probably my top, with hot cocoa as a close second. It has to be Babish's insane triple cream recipe though

Honestly when you put it like that, hard to argue...even if I have questions about how the rats factor in

You know what man if your fantasy is being a plastic skeleton getting chewed on by rats in a storage unit for 11 months of the year I'm willing to make an exception based on novelty

I refuse to solve the storage problem that will result from turning you into an oversized festive skeleton decoration

Oh no, not the moneymaker!!

Does this imply your feet are a hazard to someone's nose or that someone's nose is a hazard to your feet? Frankly I'm happy with either answer