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Jerry Giraffe
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Not great, Bob.
just take a knee every play then punt.

less embarrassing than whatever this is
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
so do we all just show up tomorrow at the vikings eagan hq and audition for qb?
November 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Week 18/R1 Darnold is back.

Out there seeing purple shaded ghosts…
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Dont love this trade for either player, but especially Grayson who now goes to a “Hi, Dr. Nick” type of team.
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
“I [state your name]…”
a man wearing a schitts creek sweater with stars on the sleeves
ALT: a man wearing a schitts creek sweater with stars on the sleeves
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November 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Nation state, sports washing football club with endless resources performing well.

Journalists covering the match:
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Looks like @stefanbuczko.bsky.social can dust off that #fallapartfall hashtag.

That sure was a rough week of uninspired football from @bvbofficial.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Yep, this one is better than 1991. Perfectly ok with that.
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
@ every Minnesota sports team:
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with the words man you are one pathetic loser
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with the words man you are one pathetic loser
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October 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Bummer.

Rooting for the M’s there felt uniquely like rooting for Minnesota sports.
October 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It was the 7th inning…Munoz isnt throwing 3 innings.

Tons of hindsight only AFTER Bazardo gave up the homer.
October 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Wasnt Brash the Mariners setup guy? Yikes
October 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
For those who need to hear it:

Bunting…is just fine.
October 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I really dont want to know where that guy was smuggling in the ham and bread…
making sandwiches mid-match on a UCL night, king shit 👑🥪
www.instagram.com/reel/DPP1iTp...
October 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Tim Apple has already bent the knee. This isnt surprising in the least. Coward.
September 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
LolMets…you cant outrrun, your destiny!
September 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
My Mom is as anti D+ as it gets. I should check in and see if she got a new scrip from them today…
milph.mom Mom @milph.mom · Sep 18
Funny side effect of a noticeable boycott is you always have the counter-boycott of people who will now demand you have to buy Disney products and there’s going to be a contingent of people who were swearing off Star Wars two months ago now having to pretend they liked Andor all along.
Heard from a friend at Disney+ that there are multiple levels of freakout internally, both from internal dissatisfaction, concerns about subscription cancelations, and of course the big one: concern about a boycott spilling over into parks and cruises.
September 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The @twinsbaseball.bsky.social fired their entire 4 person scouting staff.

I dont know what is more ridiculous, this level of money saving pettiness or that they only employed 4 scouts to begin.
September 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Just sec, I gotta hear what this time traveling liberal arts professor from Translyvania has to say about Hurts.
September 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
JJ out there making me miss the final 2 games of Sam Darnold.
September 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
“Franchise Quarterback”

uhh, you sure about that?
September 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
2025 Twins baseball: “Rise as None”
Batting Average, Last 24 Games:

.293 NYM
.274 MIL TOR
.271 PHI
.266 TEX
.259 COL
.257 KC
.256 SD
.255 ARI ATL
.254 CWS
.251 ATH DET
.249 LAD
.248 CIN BOS SF
.242 PIT NYY BAL
.240 TB
.239 MIA WSH
.238 STL
.232 CHC SEA
.231 HOU
.225 MIN
.206 LAA
.192 CLE
September 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Just the bottom of the barrel people here, looking to capitalize on this tragedy.

Had to use the word “blast” there, eh buddy?

Ghouls.
August 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
No, what would give the Parents of those two children - and the countless others injured and mentally scarred from this some peace - is to take the fucking guns away.
Fox News' Trey Gowdy: "The only thing that can give us any modicum of peace at all is those two children are with the person who loved them the very most, the person who created them, that being Jesus. That is the only thing that can possibly give parents in the future any modicum of peace."
August 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
@stefanbuczko.bsky.social That 7th place finish you predicted looking right on course after today. 
August 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM