I AM ALMOST THIRTY ! WOMEN AND WOMEM-ADJACENT THINGS NEED TO AT LEAST KISS ME BEFORE SOCIETY TELLS THEM I AM OLDER THAN DUST AAA !

instead i have a good talk, and then an awkward moment where im like,
oh yeah that’s my wife we live together :3, and they’re like oh no you’re married!? (this reaction has occurred even when we say we are poly)

i love electra! but i (and they) also am a slut and canada makes that difficult smh

ohh yes I fidget with my fang piercings, they’re wonderful because I can poke myself with them or just painlessly fidget

my friend with a tongue piercing says he likes being able to covertly fidget with it :3 but he also said the healing was hell (& head isn’t improved from firsthand knowledge 💅)

this would fix me

omg ur fangs 🔥🔥

i’d definitely stick my work on the back of a brick provided it was being thrown at ICE

i didn’t live anywhere with public transit until i went to college, and the monthly bus passes in that city were somehow more than my car expenses per month. even here in canada, monthly passes aren’t much less expensive than my car!

i’m all for transit, tho — most people shouldn’t be driving!!

“fix halifax’s roads” would be huge, too, but the question was uncomfortable, not impossible. i swear this city is like someone’s first sim city game that they keep going back to and trying to fix. one intersection in this city is like a block long and has 6 or 7 ways to turn. why. 😭

closeup of the two idiots

Hubby says gal is girl but so am I so

you looked at me with the most pathetic little expression when you said this in person lol