Oliver Collyer
@ovcollyer.com
Family man, Everton fan, co-founder of Sports Interactive Ltd, inventors of Championship Manager, makers of Football Manager. PA to two daughters, apparently. Personal account.
Be fair to them, it's an incredibly complicated feat to post the same content in two different places. It would take an extra 30s at least.
December 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Be fair to them, it's an incredibly complicated feat to post the same content in two different places. It would take an extra 30s at least.
Hopefully Slot, followed by Salah signing another new contract for ten years on double the wages and Gerrard taking over as new manager.
December 7, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Hopefully Slot, followed by Salah signing another new contract for ten years on double the wages and Gerrard taking over as new manager.
Reds in disarray. How sad. More tiny violins.
December 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Reds in disarray. How sad. More tiny violins.
Yeah I’ll give you this one.
December 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Yeah I’ll give you this one.
Charlie ran his socks off closing down, and I think we benefit from his direct style, even if that sometimes means he gives the ball away because he’s taking risks.
December 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Charlie ran his socks off closing down, and I think we benefit from his direct style, even if that sometimes means he gives the ball away because he’s taking risks.
Yup. Now a couple of goals from Dom please to round off the day nicely.
December 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Yup. Now a couple of goals from Dom please to round off the day nicely.
I kind of hope he's forced to play the "attack-minded duo" of KDH and CA in midfield, with JG at RB and JOB at CB. Bring in Dwight or Dibbling. Go on Moyesie, let the handbrake off!
December 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I kind of hope he's forced to play the "attack-minded duo" of KDH and CA in midfield, with JG at RB and JOB at CB. Bring in Dwight or Dibbling. Go on Moyesie, let the handbrake off!
My third visit to HDS. Haven’t seen a goal in the first two. Hope I don’t fuck this one up too.
December 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
My third visit to HDS. Haven’t seen a goal in the first two. Hope I don’t fuck this one up too.
He’s going to make you eat your words in a minute.
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
He’s going to make you eat your words in a minute.
It’s a very hard skill to get that elevation on it over such a short lateral distance. Impressive.
December 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It’s a very hard skill to get that elevation on it over such a short lateral distance. Impressive.
From behind the sofa? Under the duvet? Blindfolded? I’m not ready for another Everton match after Saturday!
December 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
From behind the sofa? Under the duvet? Blindfolded? I’m not ready for another Everton match after Saturday!
We’d better get one back soon and make a game of this, or it’s going to fizzle out into Spurs again.
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
We’d better get one back soon and make a game of this, or it’s going to fizzle out into Spurs again.
With a bit of luck this carries on until they become Sheffield Wednesday. Too much to ask?
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
With a bit of luck this carries on until they become Sheffield Wednesday. Too much to ask?
I knew we’d won when there was less than two seconds of second half added time remaining.
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I knew we’d won when there was less than two seconds of second half added time remaining.
Ruined the game too. Yes we won, admirably, brilliantly, but let’s face it he took what would have likely been a proper game of football with both sides having a go into a mostly attack-vs-defence.
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Ruined the game too. Yes we won, admirably, brilliantly, but let’s face it he took what would have likely been a proper game of football with both sides having a go into a mostly attack-vs-defence.
That’s basically it. But when the rules as written don’t differentiate between an opposition player and anybody else on the pitch then there is always a ref who’ll just apply the rules without a thought.
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
That’s basically it. But when the rules as written don’t differentiate between an opposition player and anybody else on the pitch then there is always a ref who’ll just apply the rules without a thought.
Surprised he didn’t send Keane off too for the push!
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Surprised he didn’t send Keane off too for the push!
Of course not. Christmas came early for the ref, he couldn’t wait to get his card out. He’ll be congratulating himself when he goes to bed tonight at upholding the rules like a true professional. The twat.
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Of course not. Christmas came early for the ref, he couldn’t wait to get his card out. He’ll be congratulating himself when he goes to bed tonight at upholding the rules like a true professional. The twat.
It’s not great if they can’t sort out their differences without a slap though. Ref couldn’t believe his good fortune.
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It’s not great if they can’t sort out their differences without a slap though. Ref couldn’t believe his good fortune.