Failed Kirby Experiment
@ouijae.bsky.social
setting this up so i'm prepared for the inevitable fall of twitter probably not gonna post much yet - i'm riley i'm 32 and i tweet just about everything that comes to mind. expect a lot of video game stuff and other goofy shit - my pronouns are they/them
birthday time 🥳
December 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
birthday time 🥳
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muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)
December 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)
idk im a little bit worried that my birthday is kinda gonna suck tomorrow
December 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
idk im a little bit worried that my birthday is kinda gonna suck tomorrow
i think bluesky would be a much better place for everybody if people stopped trying to pretend that it's Woke Twitter and instead embraced it as the place we all go to get horny and weird
December 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
i think bluesky would be a much better place for everybody if people stopped trying to pretend that it's Woke Twitter and instead embraced it as the place we all go to get horny and weird
i would accuse gabe of trying to bait me if i didn't know he was Just Like That
December 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
i would accuse gabe of trying to bait me if i didn't know he was Just Like That
every pro-AI person on the planet has no fucking clue how the technology actually works so they'll say shit like "it's taking my ideas and making them real" no! it is taking other people's ideas and pretending that they're yours! that's literally how they work at a basic level!!!!
December 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
every pro-AI person on the planet has no fucking clue how the technology actually works so they'll say shit like "it's taking my ideas and making them real" no! it is taking other people's ideas and pretending that they're yours! that's literally how they work at a basic level!!!!
yes i am a simp but have you seen the people im simping for? it would be stupid of me not to
December 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
yes i am a simp but have you seen the people im simping for? it would be stupid of me not to
idk why you'd call this a homestuck when one piece exists
...I can't believe professional wrestling is a Homestuck.
December 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
idk why you'd call this a homestuck when one piece exists
i really thought there were gonna be more perverts on bluesky just going by the vibes of this place
December 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i really thought there were gonna be more perverts on bluesky just going by the vibes of this place
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only ten more days until mine and kingdom hearts 2's birthday!!!
December 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
only ten more days until mine and kingdom hearts 2's birthday!!!
sometimes i wonder that i come across as a stalker and i swear it's just 100% happenstance like i don't even have this app open most of the day
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
sometimes i wonder that i come across as a stalker and i swear it's just 100% happenstance like i don't even have this app open most of the day
cumming
they should invent a headache that feels good
December 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
cumming
if you've never played final fantasy 9 you are doing yourself a disservice
December 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
if you've never played final fantasy 9 you are doing yourself a disservice
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i finished playing final fantasy 9 for the first time recently! wonderful game
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
i finished playing final fantasy 9 for the first time recently! wonderful game
i got a little bit irresponsible with my money but you have no idea how soft he is
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
i got a little bit irresponsible with my money but you have no idea how soft he is
there's so many people that i feel like are just pretending to like me and in actuality hate my guts i know basically everybody with depression feels like this but in my case im like 75% sure it's true
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
there's so many people that i feel like are just pretending to like me and in actuality hate my guts i know basically everybody with depression feels like this but in my case im like 75% sure it's true
"if i died tomorrow how long would it take for everybody forgot about me" definitely sounds like shit a depressed teenager would say but like, there is a definite quantifiable answer to that question is the thing, like im just genuinely curious as well as morbid
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"if i died tomorrow how long would it take for everybody forgot about me" definitely sounds like shit a depressed teenager would say but like, there is a definite quantifiable answer to that question is the thing, like im just genuinely curious as well as morbid
i think if i'm still this desperate and lonely by the end of next year i should probably just bite the bullet
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
i think if i'm still this desperate and lonely by the end of next year i should probably just bite the bullet
you could add "we gotta kill yamcha" to any dragon ball episode title and it'd only improve it
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
you could add "we gotta kill yamcha" to any dragon ball episode title and it'd only improve it
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November 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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