I started reading this like it was a maths prblem in an exam.
Lisa has three spacecraft.
Jim takes one of Lisa's spacecraft out of orbit with a giant space laser.
How furious is Lisa?

Same here. But it is ridiculously unlikely anyway

This is remarkably close to the current averages (as given on Wikipedia) with (rounded) Reform 30%, Labour 18%, Con 17%, Green 14%, and LibDem 13%

Chasing waterfalls is a non-starter too. They don't run away and you just get drenched.

I think he believes she is successful.
After all, he thinks he is successful.

What next? Meteorologists attempt to prove the sky is blue?
FFS, be less shit.

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If I get someone's name wrong, because of a typo or a brain fart, I am mortified.
Even if they don't say anything, if I realise I will apologise and be more careful in future.
If they were told and still didn't correct it that is worse

It's nice to know it's not just me.

That's quite spectacular.
It's really so rude, although I don't moan about it to them directly as that would also be rude.
Sigh. 🙂

Pathetic 🙁