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Otis P.d.Q.
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When cars let me pass I try to cross really fast so they think I’m a good pedestrian.
December 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Sneaking mine catnip Mousie in to bed. Snuggle time around here. And yes. Mine hair is a mess. Fighting with hoomom about brushing me. Hope you get a good rest. Family & Mousie send love & hugs 💤💙💤
December 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Do you guys dare me to drink a whole carton of eggnog? I feel like you guys dare me.
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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They are not a toy. They are not a Christmas gift. They are an eternal commitment. Think before gifting someone an eldritch horror.
December 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is also frightful
Everything is frightful
I have anxiety
December 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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When you’re Christmas gift shopping and fighting the urge to buy for yourself.
December 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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What Mark said
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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I don’t shovel snow—I just angrily rearrange it.
November 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Work hard. Despair Hard.
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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When they ask you how life is going.
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Getting all my vaccines and boosters so I can continue to safely never leave the house or see anyone.
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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We had 69. The new generation only has 67. Shrinkflation is no joke.
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Women are watching abusive dynamics play out on the national stage and for many it feels very, very familiar to what they’ve experienced regularly—

I hope midterms are a referendum
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Stop wasting people’s time, job postings with no salary information.
November 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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I feel like all my mental health issues would be solved if I could just spend a few minutes in nature every day and also get a million dollars.
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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If you’re wondering how good my handwriting is someone online once saw it and diagnosed me with a disease which makes it painful to hold a pen.
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Remember, hard work is far more scared of you than you are of it.
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Super hungry and ordering Chinese food. There’s about to be some wonton destruction.
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Pedophile of The United States of America. Proud of him, anyone?
November 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Can I say Karma?
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM