Mark Osterloh
@osterlohatlarge.bsky.social
Twitter refugee seeking asylum. Writer/senior comms chap looking for a new creative gig. Posts sometimes work related but whimsy often finds a way.
Of course, others have a faecal attraction to them…
December 14, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Of course, others have a faecal attraction to them…
I’d say you’re stollen for time…
December 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I’d say you’re stollen for time…
Is it possible you’ve peaked too soon?
December 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Is it possible you’ve peaked too soon?
“The pups, the pups are calling…”
December 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
“The pups, the pups are calling…”
Julian Cope must have got in first, surely?
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Julian Cope must have got in first, surely?
Frankie Goes To Holly and The Ivy #xmasbands
December 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Frankie Goes To Holly and The Ivy #xmasbands
Destiny’s Boy Child Jesus Christ #xmasbands
December 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Destiny’s Boy Child Jesus Christ #xmasbands
Pigs, Pigs, Pigs, Pigs, Pigs, Pigs, Pigs In Blankets #xmasbands
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Pigs, Pigs, Pigs, Pigs, Pigs, Pigs, Pigs In Blankets #xmasbands
December 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Whitechristmasnake - Still of the Night Before Christmas #xmasbands
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Whitechristmasnake - Still of the Night Before Christmas #xmasbands
“Huss now, people will gossip.”
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
“Huss now, people will gossip.”
It’s not my birthday until July but it’s
only just dawned on me I am two years older than William Hartnell was when he was cast as Dr Who. It does explain why I’m a grumpy sod…
only just dawned on me I am two years older than William Hartnell was when he was cast as Dr Who. It does explain why I’m a grumpy sod…
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It’s not my birthday until July but it’s
only just dawned on me I am two years older than William Hartnell was when he was cast as Dr Who. It does explain why I’m a grumpy sod…
only just dawned on me I am two years older than William Hartnell was when he was cast as Dr Who. It does explain why I’m a grumpy sod…
Was this done with mallard aforethought?
December 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Was this done with mallard aforethought?
A lot of them have been doing Couch to 5 Sleigh.
December 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
A lot of them have been doing Couch to 5 Sleigh.
I’d need three or four baileys to melt my cynicism but I see your point.
December 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I’d need three or four baileys to melt my cynicism but I see your point.
The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)… obviously.
December 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)… obviously.
Given what success looks like in this instance, McCartney dodged a festive bullet…
December 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Given what success looks like in this instance, McCartney dodged a festive bullet…
I expect he’s busy watching Praywatch.
December 6, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I expect he’s busy watching Praywatch.
He’d spotted my coffee and croissant combo and immediately saw the need for potential spillage mitigation.
December 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
He’d spotted my coffee and croissant combo and immediately saw the need for potential spillage mitigation.
Andi Peters handed me a napkin in a cafe in Tonbridge once when I accidentally interrupted preparations for a GMB location segment.
There endeth a blisteringly fascinating anecdote.
There endeth a blisteringly fascinating anecdote.
December 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Andi Peters handed me a napkin in a cafe in Tonbridge once when I accidentally interrupted preparations for a GMB location segment.
There endeth a blisteringly fascinating anecdote.
There endeth a blisteringly fascinating anecdote.