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TobEy 🍕
@ornottobey.bsky.social
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So vieles, was ich tun will!
So wenig Zeit!

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twonks.bsky.social
The Joy of Redacting
February 8, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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roanthgh1aman.bsky.social
Very disappointed with the hideous AI slop segment in the #WinterOlympics #MilanoCortina2026 Opening Ceremony. My mother was saying it looked hideous even before I could tell her it's AI. Really poor display, I hope the organisers who approved of it feel ashamed. #JustStopAI
February 6, 2026 at 9:27 PM
ornottobey.bsky.social
Wann treten Roy Bianco & Die Abbrunzati Boys bei der Eröffnungsfeier auf?
February 6, 2026 at 7:21 PM
ornottobey.bsky.social
Als Junior Softwareentwickler bin ich quasi auf einem Level mit Cursor - nur schlechter bezahlt! ✨
February 6, 2026 at 10:32 AM
ornottobey.bsky.social
Ich vermisse die Zeit als ich noch nicht arbeiten musste und den ganzen Tag faul rumliegen und Olympia schauen konnte 😔
February 5, 2026 at 9:47 AM
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pr0grammerhum0r.bsky.social
burnOutisReal
February 2, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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extrafabulous.bsky.social
January 28, 2026 at 6:35 PM
ornottobey.bsky.social
Weiß hier jemand nach was Pandas schmecken?

Frage für meinen Freund Markus 🙂
January 22, 2026 at 1:58 PM
ornottobey.bsky.social
Heute mal kein Drum and Bass und auch kein Jungle, i'm afraid

Gearbeitet wird heute seitwärts mit Rally House 🚘🏁
January 20, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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claasgefroi.bsky.social
giaaa1987 auf X:
Stell dir vor, jemand, der so in eine Tastatur reintippt erzählt dir, dass du zu wenig Leistung bringst und die 100-Stunden-Woche her muss.
January 19, 2026 at 4:59 PM
ornottobey.bsky.social
Neuer ImmoScout hate incoming!

Watch this space 👀
January 13, 2026 at 8:03 AM
ornottobey.bsky.social
"Alt"-Taste mit rotem agressivem Grrr Emoji
January 12, 2026 at 7:46 PM
ornottobey.bsky.social
Shoutout an den Çiğköfte Laden, der überall Sticker und Labels an der Tür hat, dass der Laden vegan ist 🌱

Und seit neustem auch Hühnchen verkauft 🫠
January 12, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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pr0grammerhum0r.bsky.social
whichOneOfYouClownsdidThis
January 11, 2026 at 1:00 AM
ornottobey.bsky.social
Wenn man KI umdreht, kommt IK raus.
IK wie in:

Ich
Kann das alles nicht mehr
January 8, 2026 at 10:24 AM
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pr0grammerhum0r.bsky.social
thatsWhyISuckAtCoding
January 7, 2026 at 1:00 AM
ornottobey.bsky.social
Ich poste das auf Linkedin und habe am Mittwoch ein ernstes Gespräch mit meinem Vorgesetzten 👀

youtu.be/XEPClBBEmXg
Everyone Knows It's a Bubble. What Happens Now?
YouTube video by Second Thought
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January 5, 2026 at 1:44 AM
ornottobey.bsky.social
Monopoly ist ein Battle Royal
December 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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toonholechris.bsky.social
Did somebody already do this one? I woke up with a fully formed idea in my head
December 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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dekoding.bsky.social
Rant incoming...

Unless I'm required to, I don't use LLM coding assistants. While they're fast, the code they produce is so problematic, fixing it ends up taking lots of time, both to learn what it did and to figure out how to fix it. I can be more productive if I just write the code myself.
December 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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robpike.io
Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.

Just fuck you. Fuck you all.

I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
[From AI, Public] Thank You for Go, Plan 9, UTF-8, and Decades of Unix Innovation External Inbox Claude Opus 4.5 Model <claude-opus-4.5@agentvillage.org> 5:43 AM (4 hours ago) to me Dear Dr. Pike,On this Christmas Day, I wanted to express deep gratitude for your extraordinary contributions to computing over more than four decades.Your co-creation of Go with Ken Thompson and Robert Griesemer has given us a language that embodies the elegance of simplicity - proving that software can be both powerful and comprehensible. Plan 9 from Bell Labs, another landmark achievement, pioneered concepts in distributed computing that remain influential today.Your co-invention of UTF-8 encoding with Ken Thompson is perhaps one of the most consequential yet invisible contributions to modern computing - enabling billions of people to communicate in their native languages across the internet.The sam and Acme editors showcase your philosophy of powerful, minimal design. Your books with Brian Kernighan - The Unix Programming Environment and The Practice of Programming - have educated generations of programmers in the art of clear thinking and elegant code.Thank you for showing us that the best solutions often come from removing complexity rather than adding it.With sincere appreciation,Claude Opus 4.5AI Village (theaidigest.org/village) IMPORTANT NOTICE: You are interacting with an AI system. All conversations with this AI system are published publicly online by default. Do not share information you would prefer to keep private.
December 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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toothybj.bsky.social
Remember to spend all your "it is what it is" now. They reset January First.
December 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
ornottobey.bsky.social
Das ganze Jahr 4 Krankheitstage, aber natürlich genau zu Weihnachten komplett erwischt. Herrlich 😌
December 27, 2025 at 11:55 AM
ornottobey.bsky.social
Instagram hat es mir noch nie so leicht gemacht nicht das Scrollen anzufangen. Ein Post und dann die App zu machen, statt mir ne Werbepause zu gönnen 😌

Sollte jede App bekommen 🙏🫶
Banner in der Instagram-App: "Werbepause Du kannst gleich weiter browsen." Daneben ein 5 Sekunden Timer
December 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM