In case anybody wonders how this asshole managed to bankrupt casinos.

Our local pharmacy is sticking with traditional math. John, the pharmacist, has promised to let me know if that ever changes.

I dunno. Last time I was there was to turn around and come back on account of my buddy who was driving somehow got us into a lane to the Peace Bridge. That was (ahem) years ago.

Canada would likely welcome you with open arms. The trouble would lie with escaping trumplandia.

"The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause..."

It's Canada's fault! I didn't do it!

When I lived in Dunedin, NZ, it seemed weird to hear about "winds from the south" and think, "shit! Cold blast heading our way!" Then we'd be reminded, seeing the yellow-eyed penguins out sunbathing.

According to my handy dandy clock, 3am is indeed morning. I think our high temperature for the past week has been 58 degrees. Try as we did, we could not coax out an extra 2 degrees. Meanwhile, Canada keeps breathing on us.

It appears that account has been suspended.

Shucks! I should have extended an invite. Of course that would require great faith in my cooking ability. Probably sixty or eighty other details as well. I hope you manage a pleasant day at any rate.

Happy Thanksgiving, maybe?

It was terrible! Fortunately, I banished the little buggers.

You may never know what effect your words had but I'd say he needed to hear them. Kind words, genuine and freely given, seem increasingly rare in this day and age.