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Woolly rhino, surviving the Anthropocene. 🦏 | Furry artist. ✎ | Space ace. 🚀 | Plant dad. 🌱 | Oldest millennial. | He/him. | Occasional NSFW 🔞 | http://orinoxide.carrd.co
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Workout day!

Rhino agenda:
4x10 12.5kg Dumbbell Bent-Over Flye
4x10 12.5kg Dumbbell Lateral Raise
4x10 12.5kg Dumbbell Bent-Over Row
4x10 12.5kg Dumbbell Incline Bicep Curl
4x20 12.5kg Dumbbell Incline Bench Press

💪🦏💦💦💦
Post-workout selfie. #thirstbait
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Laughing sicko.
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 AM
orinoxide.bsky.social
Well that escalated quickly.
November 19, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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[cont.]
4x10 25kg Dumbbell Bench Press
4x15 12.5kg Dumbbell Pullover
4x20 12.5kg Dumbbell Incline Bench Press
4x10 25kg Dumbbell Side Bend
4x10 25kg Dumbbell Stiff Leg Deadlift

💪🦏💦💦💦
Post-workout selfie. #thirstbait
November 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
orinoxide.bsky.social
[cont.]
4x15 12.5kg Dumbbell Pullover
4x20 12.5kg Dumbbell Bench Press
4x10 25kg Dumbbell Side Bend
4x10 25kg Dumbbell Stiff Leg Deadlift

💪🦏💦💦💦
Post-workout selfie. #thirstbait
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
orinoxide.bsky.social
[cont.]
4x15 12.5kg Dumbbell Pullover
4x20 12.5kg Dumbbell Bench Press
4x10 25kg Dumbbell Side Bend
4x10 25kg Dumbbell Stiff Leg Deadlift

💪🦏💦💦💦
Post-workout selfie. #thirstbait
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
orinoxide.bsky.social
Went to a local horticultural society talk about how to use peat-free compost, and won a prize in the raffle. :>
"The Gardener's Planning Box" by Peter McHoy, a two-volume set comprised of "The Complete Garden Planning" and "Gardening in Small Spaces".
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Hmmm, it looks like I'm developing a Collection. 🦏🦏🦏
A herd of rhino ornaments in wood, ceramic and metal.
November 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
orinoxide.bsky.social
[cont.]
4x10 25kg Dumbbell Bench Press
4x10 12.5kg Dumbbell Pullover
4x10 25kg Dumbbell Side Bend
4x10 25kg Dumbbell Stiff Leg Deadlift

💪🦏💦💦💦
Post-workout selfie. #thirstbait
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
orinoxide.bsky.social
And no wonder the phalaenopsis were sad babies, this is absolutely the wrong kind of substrate. They're epiphytes! They need loose bark fragments that let the roots breathe, not dense waterlogged coir. >:(
A couple of small phalaenopsis orchids removed from their pots to show that they're planted in dense coir-based compost.
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
orinoxide.bsky.social
OK so I kind of fucked up, but in my defence:

plamts :>
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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This poses a substantial risk of secondary casualties and property damage for high net worth individuals, especially if the loot doesn't drop as large-denomination bills.
Infographic comparing $10,000, $1 million, $100 million and $1 billion as stacks of $100 bills.
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Meanwhile, tiny phalaenopsis on discount in the Sad Baby Adoption Centre. Am I ready to have my heart broken again?
A selection of distressed-looking dwarf phalaenopsis orchids.
November 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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HOWEVER.
November 9, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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It's been a long time but I am finally back on my bullshit, lads.
Orange woolly rhino in a garden centre houseplant section. The garden centre houseplant section without an orange woolly rhino obstructing the view.
November 9, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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The main challenge will be getting the extra calories from protein while also keeping that protein intake affordable. Fortunately there's an obvious solution.
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 AM
orinoxide.bsky.social
Another Distinguished Gentleman appears.
A painting of an anthropomorphic otter in Victorian garb.
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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At the opposite end of the weasel continuum are wolverines, which are definitely the Most Weasel.
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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[Screenshot of a tweet by @PPathole on Twitter.] Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.
November 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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When you go away for almost a month and your plants not only survive but actually kind of thrive and put out new growth.
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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💚
November 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Rhino bus-o.
Orange woolly rhino on a bus.
November 4, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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🛬 LHR
November 4, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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Also, me re: @misterpebbles.bsky.social at every opportunity.
November 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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JFK 🛫
November 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM