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how it feels to pee after 3 hazy IPAs and no food
May 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
how it feels to pee after 3 hazy IPAs and no food
there’s nothing sweet to eat in this house
May 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
there’s nothing sweet to eat in this house
is it a trick? Or is THIS the time she’ll let me pet her?
April 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
is it a trick? Or is THIS the time she’ll let me pet her?
i know how to save the planet
April 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
i know how to save the planet
me to my 5’7” friends
April 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
me to my 5’7” friends
the killer robot sparing me because i always told Alexa and Siri thank you
April 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
the killer robot sparing me because i always told Alexa and Siri thank you
(nervous sweating) move the camera to the left
March 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
(nervous sweating) move the camera to the left
this is what goes on when they leave me alone in the room at the doctors office
March 20, 2025 at 11:38 AM
this is what goes on when they leave me alone in the room at the doctors office
type of shit that im distracted by when she says “never mind you’re not even listening to me”
March 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
type of shit that im distracted by when she says “never mind you’re not even listening to me”
this is who i left in charge during my digital cleanse
March 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
this is who i left in charge during my digital cleanse
im SO good at walking
February 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
im SO good at walking
he already clicked all the images with bicycles. he can’t click any more images with bicycles
February 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
he already clicked all the images with bicycles. he can’t click any more images with bicycles
me when ive been turned into a cow and want to go home
February 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
me when ive been turned into a cow and want to go home
I accidentally made baymax in my cappuccino art
February 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I accidentally made baymax in my cappuccino art
my Bissell vacuum cleaner can get into places that others can’t which is why it’s in the club right now and im sitting here
February 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
my Bissell vacuum cleaner can get into places that others can’t which is why it’s in the club right now and im sitting here
Cinemax’s real name is cinnamon toast crunch maxwell house
February 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Cinemax’s real name is cinnamon toast crunch maxwell house
me when i upgrade my autism again with more vaccines
January 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
me when i upgrade my autism again with more vaccines
can i kick it (yes you can)
December 17, 2024 at 11:07 PM
can i kick it (yes you can)
what the cup of coffee that i let get cold for the 3rd time sees when i put it in the microwave again.
May 31, 2024 at 12:40 PM
what the cup of coffee that i let get cold for the 3rd time sees when i put it in the microwave again.
nice argument. unfortunately i just scrolled until the circular skip-to-top button perfectly covered up your entire profile picture.
October 16, 2023 at 5:35 PM
nice argument. unfortunately i just scrolled until the circular skip-to-top button perfectly covered up your entire profile picture.
pov it’s 7:02am on a Saturday and you just set up some tables on your driveway
September 8, 2023 at 5:15 PM
pov it’s 7:02am on a Saturday and you just set up some tables on your driveway