malka
@orcmilk.bsky.social
38/they/PNW. Very much adults only. Be friendly and chill. דאַלוי פּאָליצײ. https://revospring.net/@malka
I feel so bad for these artists who build rich lush settings and interesting characters for their own art and then you check their Patreon and every month the winning poll option for new art is a Pokemon but fuckable
November 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I feel so bad for these artists who build rich lush settings and interesting characters for their own art and then you check their Patreon and every month the winning poll option for new art is a Pokemon but fuckable
How's the cage doing today, lil moo? — On hiatus from lockup and probably will be until hole installation heals revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
malka answered: How's the cage doing today, lil moo?
On hiatus from lockup and probably will be until hole installation heals
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November 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
How's the cage doing today, lil moo? — On hiatus from lockup and probably will be until hole installation heals revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
Always stuck in transit and never in a doorway. When's someone gonna stuff you full of snacks and make sure you're just a c… — Right? Truly the struggle. Who's gonna be waiting for me at home with the funnel? revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
malka answered: Always stuck in transit and never in a doorway. When's someone gonna stuff you full of snacks and make sure you're just a cute lil Dairy cow?
Right? Truly the struggle. Who's gonna be waiting for me at home with the funnel?
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November 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Always stuck in transit and never in a doorway. When's someone gonna stuff you full of snacks and make sure you're just a c… — Right? Truly the struggle. Who's gonna be waiting for me at home with the funnel? revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
Moooooooo! 😳🐮 — Mooooo 🐮📈 revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
malka answered: Moooooooo! 😳🐮
Mooooo 🐮📈
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November 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Moooooooo! 😳🐮 — Mooooo 🐮📈 revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
Snack choice, elote edition: crema and cojita, mayo and extra chili, or mayo+mustard+ketchup+salsa negra? — Crema and cotija is perfect tbh. Other toppings feel like too much revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
malka answered: Snack choice, elote edition: crema and cojita, mayo and extra chili, or mayo+mustard+ketchup+salsa negra?
Crema and cotija is perfect tbh. Other toppings feel like too much
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November 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Snack choice, elote edition: crema and cojita, mayo and extra chili, or mayo+mustard+ketchup+salsa negra? — Crema and cotija is perfect tbh. Other toppings feel like too much revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
Ever been railed while taking the railway? — No tbh gotta make that happen 🤔 revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
malka answered: Ever been railed while taking the railway?
No tbh gotta make that happen 🤔
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November 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Ever been railed while taking the railway? — No tbh gotta make that happen 🤔 revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
Another very long travel day. Feeling restless and horny. Ask me stuff to keep me company? revospring.net/@malka
malka
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November 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Another very long travel day. Feeling restless and horny. Ask me stuff to keep me company? revospring.net/@malka
He has to get to carry something on the walk or he gets very sad
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
He has to get to carry something on the walk or he gets very sad
Malka finds themselves the unexpected inheritor to a light freighter starship from some distant well meaning relation. What… — With a freighter? Hit up those space truck stops and score some alien dick revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
malka answered: Malka finds themselves the unexpected inheritor to a light freighter starship from some distant well meaning relation. What do they do with the starship?
With a freighter? Hit up those space truck stops and score some alien dick
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November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Malka finds themselves the unexpected inheritor to a light freighter starship from some distant well meaning relation. What… — With a freighter? Hit up those space truck stops and score some alien dick revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
Being nosey, but what's this about hole installation? — Getting a new hole installed in a week! Extremely psyched for it revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
malka answered: Being nosey, but what's this about hole installation?
Getting a new hole installed in a week! Extremely psyched for it
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November 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Being nosey, but what's this about hole installation? — Getting a new hole installed in a week! Extremely psyched for it revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
What is Dame Malka's cost of arms? — My sona is definitely not bourgeois ⚒️ revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
malka answered: What is Dame Malka's cost of arms?
My sona is definitely not bourgeois ⚒️
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November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
What is Dame Malka's cost of arms? — My sona is definitely not bourgeois ⚒️ revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
Still locked up like a good cow girl? — Unlocked for this trip and then for hole installation when I get home revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
malka answered: Still locked up like a good cow girl?
Unlocked for this trip and then for hole installation when I get home
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November 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Still locked up like a good cow girl? — Unlocked for this trip and then for hole installation when I get home revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
Snack choice, pretzel edition: cheese stuffed pretzels, rosemary and parm covered pretzels, or caramel dipped pretzels — Rosemary and parm sounds incredible revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
malka answered: Snack choice, pretzel edition: cheese stuffed pretzels, rosemary and parm covered pretzels, or caramel dipped pretzels
Rosemary and parm sounds incredible
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November 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Snack choice, pretzel edition: cheese stuffed pretzels, rosemary and parm covered pretzels, or caramel dipped pretzels — Rosemary and parm sounds incredible revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
On a long train ride. Ask me stuff to keep me company? revospring.net/@malka
malka
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November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
On a long train ride. Ask me stuff to keep me company? revospring.net/@malka
Got accused of sacrilege in improv tonight? Semi seriously? Kind of pleased with this tbh
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Got accused of sacrilege in improv tonight? Semi seriously? Kind of pleased with this tbh
Seattle's latest approach to building light rail to the fancy Eastside suburbs is apparently just. Put up signage asserting that the train already goes there?
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Seattle's latest approach to building light rail to the fancy Eastside suburbs is apparently just. Put up signage asserting that the train already goes there?
Really sad about stuff I can't really change.
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Really sad about stuff I can't really change.
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Leg Day was soooo good tonight 🥵 Still need more definition but I’m digging the size
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Leg Day was soooo good tonight 🥵 Still need more definition but I’m digging the size
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Tummy Tuesday, half an hour late edition. Good news is I found my belt so I can look professional for a work meeting tomorrow? Bad news is it doesn't fit super well
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Tummy Tuesday, half an hour late edition. Good news is I found my belt so I can look professional for a work meeting tomorrow? Bad news is it doesn't fit super well
Tummy Tuesday, half an hour late edition. Good news is I found my belt so I can look professional for a work meeting tomorrow? Bad news is it doesn't fit super well
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Tummy Tuesday, half an hour late edition. Good news is I found my belt so I can look professional for a work meeting tomorrow? Bad news is it doesn't fit super well
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Sorry I always do this same pose, but it just shows off my assets well 🥺
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Sorry I always do this same pose, but it just shows off my assets well 🥺
If you plot "how hot is this artist's work" on one axis and "how sketchy is the only payment method they'll accept" on the other axis there is definitely one corner where Difficult Decisions Happen.
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If you plot "how hot is this artist's work" on one axis and "how sketchy is the only payment method they'll accept" on the other axis there is definitely one corner where Difficult Decisions Happen.
Snack choice, creamy drink edition: Italian cream soda, rootbeer float, or milk tea? — Oh absolutely a root beer float any day. Proper good root beer is the best. revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
malka answered: Snack choice, creamy drink edition: Italian cream soda, rootbeer float, or milk tea?
Oh absolutely a root bear float any day. Proper good root beer is the best.
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November 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Snack choice, creamy drink edition: Italian cream soda, rootbeer float, or milk tea? — Oh absolutely a root beer float any day. Proper good root beer is the best. revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
Tell us a tale of your homeland, oh ye cow of blue, the Couver of Van. — It basically just feels like this song all the time: www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3Cw... revospring.net/@malka/a/115...
Vancouver Song
YouTube video by Josh Loewen
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November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Tell us a tale of your homeland, oh ye cow of blue, the Couver of Van. — It basically just feels like this song all the time: www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3Cw... revospring.net/@malka/a/115...