Corampus | Orchid
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Does anyone else get frazzled at the thought of posting a new story in a new (to you) fandom?
Like wow it’s so nerve wracking. But it shouldn’t be. But it is.
Like wow it’s so nerve wracking. But it shouldn’t be. But it is.
December 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Does anyone else get frazzled at the thought of posting a new story in a new (to you) fandom?
Like wow it’s so nerve wracking. But it shouldn’t be. But it is.
Like wow it’s so nerve wracking. But it shouldn’t be. But it is.
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SEX SELLS
#HeatedRivalry
1.3K Oneshot | M | AU
Shane 'Least Likely To Become A Sex Worker' Hollander becomes a sex worker. Ilya Rozanov indulges.
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/75230201
#hr #hollanov
#HeatedRivalry
1.3K Oneshot | M | AU
Shane 'Least Likely To Become A Sex Worker' Hollander becomes a sex worker. Ilya Rozanov indulges.
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/75230201
#hr #hollanov
December 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
SEX SELLS
#HeatedRivalry
1.3K Oneshot | M | AU
Shane 'Least Likely To Become A Sex Worker' Hollander becomes a sex worker. Ilya Rozanov indulges.
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/75230201
#hr #hollanov
#HeatedRivalry
1.3K Oneshot | M | AU
Shane 'Least Likely To Become A Sex Worker' Hollander becomes a sex worker. Ilya Rozanov indulges.
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/75230201
#hr #hollanov
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Also, for those of you writing fic & using Russian diminutives:
Please, for the love of god, do some research on the endings. Russian naming conventions are complex, and the nickname someone uses for someone else tells you A LOT about relationships/opinion of them. Some can be negative.
Please, for the love of god, do some research on the endings. Russian naming conventions are complex, and the nickname someone uses for someone else tells you A LOT about relationships/opinion of them. Some can be negative.
I just realized:
We know Ilya’s father’s name. Which means we know the patronymic, which is a fancy way of saying we know his middle name.
this is important to me and no one else, I realize, but still.
We know Ilya’s father’s name. Which means we know the patronymic, which is a fancy way of saying we know his middle name.
this is important to me and no one else, I realize, but still.
December 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Also, for those of you writing fic & using Russian diminutives:
Please, for the love of god, do some research on the endings. Russian naming conventions are complex, and the nickname someone uses for someone else tells you A LOT about relationships/opinion of them. Some can be negative.
Please, for the love of god, do some research on the endings. Russian naming conventions are complex, and the nickname someone uses for someone else tells you A LOT about relationships/opinion of them. Some can be negative.
I just realized:
We know Ilya’s father’s name. Which means we know the patronymic, which is a fancy way of saying we know his middle name.
this is important to me and no one else, I realize, but still.
We know Ilya’s father’s name. Which means we know the patronymic, which is a fancy way of saying we know his middle name.
this is important to me and no one else, I realize, but still.
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I just realized:
We know Ilya’s father’s name. Which means we know the patronymic, which is a fancy way of saying we know his middle name.
this is important to me and no one else, I realize, but still.
We know Ilya’s father’s name. Which means we know the patronymic, which is a fancy way of saying we know his middle name.
this is important to me and no one else, I realize, but still.
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December 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Apparently I use “Henry” a lot AND I’m a balanced grass-toucher 😂
I don’t know 100% what this thing is but it’s cracking me up, gotta say.
I don’t know 100% what this thing is but it’s cracking me up, gotta say.
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Apparently I use “Henry” a lot AND I’m a balanced grass-toucher 😂
I don’t know 100% what this thing is but it’s cracking me up, gotta say.
I don’t know 100% what this thing is but it’s cracking me up, gotta say.
I blinked and now I have 800 words…
And two more one shot ideas. No one stop me, okay?
And two more one shot ideas. No one stop me, okay?
The amount of Winter Olympics AUs living in my head right now that include Henry Fox getting in the middle of Hollanov is unfathomable.
Like, the limit does not exist.
The upcoming Milano-Cortina games are not helping. 😂
Like, the limit does not exist.
The upcoming Milano-Cortina games are not helping. 😂
December 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I blinked and now I have 800 words…
And two more one shot ideas. No one stop me, okay?
And two more one shot ideas. No one stop me, okay?
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New David mode for this festive month! 🎄❄️
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
New David mode for this festive month! 🎄❄️
The amount of Winter Olympics AUs living in my head right now that include Henry Fox getting in the middle of Hollanov is unfathomable.
Like, the limit does not exist.
The upcoming Milano-Cortina games are not helping. 😂
Like, the limit does not exist.
The upcoming Milano-Cortina games are not helping. 😂
December 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The amount of Winter Olympics AUs living in my head right now that include Henry Fox getting in the middle of Hollanov is unfathomable.
Like, the limit does not exist.
The upcoming Milano-Cortina games are not helping. 😂
Like, the limit does not exist.
The upcoming Milano-Cortina games are not helping. 😂
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"Snow Bear" is now available for free on Youtube (and in 4K).
A hand-drawn animated short film directed by legendary Disney animator Aaron Blaise.
>> www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOXo...
A hand-drawn animated short film directed by legendary Disney animator Aaron Blaise.
>> www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOXo...
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"Snow Bear" is now available for free on Youtube (and in 4K).
A hand-drawn animated short film directed by legendary Disney animator Aaron Blaise.
>> www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOXo...
A hand-drawn animated short film directed by legendary Disney animator Aaron Blaise.
>> www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOXo...
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If your name is [insert your name here], we just overheard your indie bookshop saying how grateful they are for your support, especially during the holidays.
December 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If your name is [insert your name here], we just overheard your indie bookshop saying how grateful they are for your support, especially during the holidays.
the use of “See Line Woman” in #heatedrivalry ep.1 is mildly devastating. Maybe only to me but still.
November 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
the use of “See Line Woman” in #heatedrivalry ep.1 is mildly devastating. Maybe only to me but still.
Okay, I got started. I’m not sold on the premise but I can write some smut and we’re just riding on that, m’kay?
I’m calling it “The Dead of Winter.” No, it isn’t horror or gothic. So, do with that what y’all wilt. #rwrbfic
I’m calling it “The Dead of Winter.” No, it isn’t horror or gothic. So, do with that what y’all wilt. #rwrbfic
I have 17 days to finish writing a fic I haven’t even started… send help and good vibes 🙃
November 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Okay, I got started. I’m not sold on the premise but I can write some smut and we’re just riding on that, m’kay?
I’m calling it “The Dead of Winter.” No, it isn’t horror or gothic. So, do with that what y’all wilt. #rwrbfic
I’m calling it “The Dead of Winter.” No, it isn’t horror or gothic. So, do with that what y’all wilt. #rwrbfic
This was *adorable* btw and you should dive right in
You’re Not My Gran 😂
- a FirstPrince Thanksgiving story
- 5k | G | Complete
- text messages, family dinners and a matchmaking abuela
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/74832566
- a FirstPrince Thanksgiving story
- 5k | G | Complete
- text messages, family dinners and a matchmaking abuela
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/74832566
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This was *adorable* btw and you should dive right in
I have 17 days to finish writing a fic I haven’t even started… send help and good vibes 🙃
November 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I have 17 days to finish writing a fic I haven’t even started… send help and good vibes 🙃
Watched it. Am watching it again for smut reasons.
Main take aways:
1. I should keep my real NHL thoughts out of this whole equation
2. Storrie’s shoulder:waist:hip ratio is truly wild
3. Elder Gay Cesare Borgia wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card, but maybe it should have been and that’s 100% my fault.
Main take aways:
1. I should keep my real NHL thoughts out of this whole equation
2. Storrie’s shoulder:waist:hip ratio is truly wild
3. Elder Gay Cesare Borgia wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card, but maybe it should have been and that’s 100% my fault.
Today’s Game: how many horny Tumblr gifs of Heated Rivalry will it take to convince Orchid to give it another chance?
… the underwear throwing one has a mysterious hold over me.
… the underwear throwing one has a mysterious hold over me.
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Watched it. Am watching it again for smut reasons.
Main take aways:
1. I should keep my real NHL thoughts out of this whole equation
2. Storrie’s shoulder:waist:hip ratio is truly wild
3. Elder Gay Cesare Borgia wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card, but maybe it should have been and that’s 100% my fault.
Main take aways:
1. I should keep my real NHL thoughts out of this whole equation
2. Storrie’s shoulder:waist:hip ratio is truly wild
3. Elder Gay Cesare Borgia wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card, but maybe it should have been and that’s 100% my fault.
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Actually heading out out tonight to a party no less. If I had a fantasy wardrobe I might choose Jean Dessès’s earl #1950s strapless cocktail dress consisting of overlapping scallops of silk. I don’t though. Sadly #V_and_A #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Actually heading out out tonight to a party no less. If I had a fantasy wardrobe I might choose Jean Dessès’s earl #1950s strapless cocktail dress consisting of overlapping scallops of silk. I don’t though. Sadly #V_and_A #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
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WELCOME TO THE RED, WHITE & ROYAL AU CHALLENGE! ❤️🤍💙
#rwrau will run throughout 2026, with each month assigned a different alternate universe theme 👀
(1/3)
#rwrau will run throughout 2026, with each month assigned a different alternate universe theme 👀
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November 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
WELCOME TO THE RED, WHITE & ROYAL AU CHALLENGE! ❤️🤍💙
#rwrau will run throughout 2026, with each month assigned a different alternate universe theme 👀
(1/3)
#rwrau will run throughout 2026, with each month assigned a different alternate universe theme 👀
(1/3)
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Remember when Amazon held a sale during Independent Bookstore Day in an effort to undercut indie bookstores?
We didn’t forget. Support local bookstores during Small Business Saturday and beyond.
We didn’t forget. Support local bookstores during Small Business Saturday and beyond.
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Remember when Amazon held a sale during Independent Bookstore Day in an effort to undercut indie bookstores?
We didn’t forget. Support local bookstores during Small Business Saturday and beyond.
We didn’t forget. Support local bookstores during Small Business Saturday and beyond.
Also, for those of you who write firstprince fics set at UT Austin, please consider including more of the UT vs A&M football game.
It’s a grudge match, and tonight’s is no different. Imagine Ellen and Alex shouting at the TV while Henry tries to comprehend the fun of the fight song.
It’s a grudge match, and tonight’s is no different. Imagine Ellen and Alex shouting at the TV while Henry tries to comprehend the fun of the fight song.
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Also, for those of you who write firstprince fics set at UT Austin, please consider including more of the UT vs A&M football game.
It’s a grudge match, and tonight’s is no different. Imagine Ellen and Alex shouting at the TV while Henry tries to comprehend the fun of the fight song.
It’s a grudge match, and tonight’s is no different. Imagine Ellen and Alex shouting at the TV while Henry tries to comprehend the fun of the fight song.
Today’s Game: how many horny Tumblr gifs of Heated Rivalry will it take to convince Orchid to give it another chance?
… the underwear throwing one has a mysterious hold over me.
… the underwear throwing one has a mysterious hold over me.
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Today’s Game: how many horny Tumblr gifs of Heated Rivalry will it take to convince Orchid to give it another chance?
… the underwear throwing one has a mysterious hold over me.
… the underwear throwing one has a mysterious hold over me.
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Black Friday reminder: You can support independent bookstores and get great deals without lining the pockets of billionaires 😌
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Black Friday reminder: You can support independent bookstores and get great deals without lining the pockets of billionaires 😌