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Unhinged monsterfucker and smut peddler 🪄 She/they ✨ @creaturetongue 💕
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I feel like an idiot but. Can the good omens mugs go in the dishwasher????
October 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Now time to do a million other things instead of flopping because I'm going to Hampton court flower show and my mum's picking me up later
A dry yellow grass patch with two beds dug, a rose standard (tree) in the bed at the bottom left of the picture, a rose bush planted in the bed in the middle of the picture. Garden tools are lying around. A tree is in the middle of the grass. Trees are in the background.
July 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
orchidaexa.bsky.social
Someone grant me the spoons to look after a beautiful fish like Osteogaster Hephaestus plz
A shortbodied catfish, that is mainly black, with a red stripe along the midsection. It highlights the barbels around the mouth and the rays of the fins.
March 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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But the second she feels shitty they're back again. I have to buy expensive food because her stomach is always going to be delicate due to a chronic campylobacter infection before I got her. I love her very much and I've cried over her so many times.
A tortoiseshell cat loafing on a pink sofa with a white fleece blanket behind her. She is facing the camera. Her ear is being scritched by a human hand and she is leaning into it. One eye is slightly squinted, giving her a sad expression. A tortoiseshell cat lying on a bright pink sofa with a white fleece blanket behind her. One paw is in front of her, the other is tucked underneath her chest. A human hand is scratching the side of her neck, and her head is raised, eyes almost completely closed, giving her a smug expression.
March 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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I really wish I took before pictures because this entire section of my kitchen has been a disaster for weeks and now I'm finally getting it under control and I have NOTHING to show how bad it was to start with
Picture of part of a kitchen, with the window central and looking out into the garden. On the left are boxes stacked in front of a table, covered with a yellow tablecloth, and a yellow chair tucked underneath. To the right, there is a bank of white cabinets, topped with a black worktop. There is a red toaster, a glass board, and an organised pile of water bottles and cat food. Behind the bank of cabinets, to the right of a window, is a desk chair, tucked under a desk. Plants are in front of the window, including a tall umbrella plant sat in a pot on the floor.
February 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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This feels like a ploy to get giraffe pictures
3 giraffes are bent down, engaging with enrichment feeders just outside the fence, encouraging them to use their tongues to get food. 3 giraffes are bent down, engaging with enrichment feeders just outside the fence, encouraging them to use their tongues to get food. A fourth is nosing at the fence, and a fifth is at the hay feeder on the wall. 2 giraffes are bent down, engaging with enrichment feeders just outside the fence, encouraging them to use their tongues to get food.
January 30, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Instead of discourse I went to go see the light trail at Chester zoo
A 10ft tall roaring lion shape of fairy lights stands next to a helter-skelter. 3 light up peacock puppets stand together, with brightly coloured lights lighting the ground in front of them. A fluorescent red giraffe head and neck within a prism of fluorescent green and orange strings. A lit up red panda puppet lies on its side, paws out like it's stretching.
December 28, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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PHILOMENA CUNK IS INVOLVED
December 28, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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Globglob
Result from uquiz. Sprite of salmon from animal crossing. Your result: Salmon You got salmon! You are incredibly adaptable and determined as a person. You know life comes with hard choices, and you are prepared to do what you need to in order to live the best life you can <3
December 21, 2024 at 1:42 AM
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I love this cat so much. She's so eepy.
A tortoiseshell cat stretched out to sleep, she is laying next to the pillows on a bed, with a green orchid wallpaper in the background A tortoiseshell cat stretched out to sleep, showing her belly a little bit, laying next to the pillows on a bed. The background is green orchid wallpaper.
December 8, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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They were too fast for me to get a good picture of
Two long tailed tits (small brown and beige birds) in a leafless tree. They are ringed in yellow.
November 19, 2024 at 11:51 AM
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HELL YEAH MY BEDROOM IS NEARLY GOOD TO GO
A photo of the corner of a room. The wall on the left is painted green, the right wall has a green wallpaper with different kinds of orchids, such as cattleyas, phalaenopsis, and dendrobium. A ladder with a small blue cloth draped over the top is to the left of the image.
November 17, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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Today I finished painting with this much of the paint I needed left
An open paint tin and a paint tray sit on the floor. The paint tray has a roller and a brush sat inside it. A very thin layer of green paint coats the inside of the tray and tin, but they are essentially dry.
November 17, 2024 at 2:00 PM
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Visual representation of the one brain cell.
A tortoiseshell cat lays in a loaf in front of a scratching post. In front of her chest is a leopard print ball. On top of her head balances a red tinsel ball. She looks slightly disgruntled. A tortoiseshell cat lays in a loaf position in front of a scratching post. On top of her head balances a red tinsel ball, and in front of her chest is a leopard print ball. Her expression is vacant.
November 14, 2024 at 8:19 AM
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Look at this gross ass shit 🤢
A photograph showing a cooker hood that is partially cleaned. The glass is clear on the left and looks frosted around a central clear zone on the right, where cleaner has been applied. The frosted effect is actually grease.
November 8, 2024 at 12:43 PM
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Get up to pee and get a drink of water, come back to this
A photo of a bed with the covers rumpled and pushed to one side. A tortoiseshell cat sits on the sheets where the covers have been pushed over, and further down the bed, another cats head is visible, from within the rumpled covers.
October 19, 2024 at 8:49 AM
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This cat is ridiculous
A tortoiseshell cat being held around the head. Her eyes are wide and her ears are hidden. A tortoiseshell cat being held around the mouth and nose. Her front teeth are revealed by her slightly open mouth.
October 16, 2024 at 11:26 PM